Day: 25 February 2025

  • Married, 2 Kids

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    Lyrics In 1978, was in a hotel in Notting Hill GateNow in 1992, staying in a hotel in Notting Hill Gate AbjectI’m too busy to thinkToo busy to workJust can’t cut itMarried, two kidsMarried, two kidsI pretend to go to workI pretend to go to workGot a porta-faxAftershave like mustard Two pints of lager do…

  • Gentlemen’s Agreement

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    Lyrics We plough the fields togetherIn all types of intemperanceOur bones cracked in unisonGentlemen’s, gentlemen’s agreementYou know what he is, and probably still isSticking his colours to whatever new mast there isBut our agreement is overI thought we had some kind of agreementBut with you it was just prurienceYou’re addicted to excitementMy energies are down…

  • Just Waiting

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    Lyrics Hank Williams The old maid’s waitin’ for leap year to comeThe crooner’s just waitin’ to singThe old cow’s standin’ by the Bull Durham signJust awaitin’ for the grass to turn greenThe bar-fly’s waitin’ for an easy markAn’ the hitch-hiker’s waitin’ for a rideThe life-termer’s waitin’ for a prison breakThe beachcomber’s waitin’ for the tideFarmer’s…

  • Two-Face!

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    Lyrics Two-face, that’s what they call meThey call me a two-faceTwo-face, that’s what they call meThey call me a two-faceTwo-face, boat race disgraced, his face displaced againInto two dimensionsInto two directionsTwo-face, boat race displaced, my face disgraced againInto the dimensionsInto two directionsNowhere for him to goNowhere for him to goThat’s what they call meThey call…

  • Immortality

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    Lyrics You try and change itYou try and arrange itYou try and shape itBut it’s immortality, yeahIt’s immortality You cannot change itOr rearrange itIt’s immortalityImmortalityImmortalityThat’s where you’re at, dearYou’re shedding your mentalityBut it’s immortalityAnd you cannot buy itYou cannot put it in your pocket bookYou can’t put it in your BCI Don’t try and shape…

  • Time Enough At Last

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    Lyrics It’s time I started thinking on my feet instead of on my backNow I got time, time enough at lastTime enough at last, boyTime enough at lastIt’s been the bane of my lifeBut I’ve got time enough at lastI got timeTime enough at lastTime enough at last, boyTime enough at lastAnd sometimes people think…

  • The Birmingham School of Business School

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    Lyrics The car is at the roundaboutThe policeman is at the roundabout But I’m full of surprises nowAnd my friend, he said I’m full of surprises nowLet me tell you about scientific managementAnd the theft of its concealmentThe Birmingham School of Business SchoolIn BirminghamIt’s main themeWeave a web so magnificentDisguise in the art of conceitGive…