Author: dannyno
Jawbone and the Air-Rifle
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Lyrics The rabbit-killer left his home for the clough And said goodbye to his infertile spouse Carried air-rifle and firm stock of woodCarried night-sight telescope lightA cemetery overlooked clough valley of mudAnd the grave-keeper was out on his roundsYellow white shirt buried in duffel coat hood Keeping edges out with mosaic colour stonesJawbone and the…
The Classical
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Lyrics There is no culture is my bragYour taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a form of officeThis is the home of the vain!This is the home of the vain!Where are the obligatory niggers? Hey there fuckface!Hey there fuckface!There are twelve people in the world, the rest are pasteThis is the home of the…
I’m into C.B.
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Lyrics Well, I’ve never had a carI’ve never been near a lorryGot a nasty habit of scratching my noseMy codename’s Happy Harry I’m into C.B.I’ve had loads of jobs for very minute lolly Creation schemes, so I suppose I was luckyAnd the money it took to buy the C.B. set took lines off my bellyMy…
Look, Know
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Lyrics Do you know what you look like before you go out?Do you know what you look like before you go out?But I say happy memories leave a bitter tasteI say happy memories leave a bitter tasteI need a good brain wash agentTo cut out this present shout of Do you know what you look…
Fantastic Life
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Lyrics Got eighteen months for espionageToo much brandy for breakfastAnd people tend to let you downIt’s a swineFantastic lifeDole penicillin to eastern ching plague-riddenAnd one thing I have foundWhat you cast out will hit backAnd a man will find he has to deny his fantastic lifeOurs is not to look backOurs is to continue the…
Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
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Lyrics Well I didn’t eat the weekend, but I put the weight back on againAnd our kid got back from Munich, he didn’t like it muchHas a psyche that hadn’t been synthesised Just like machinesIt’s getting like that here now, it just goes to showNo nerves left Monday morningAnd I think I’ll cut my dick…
Leave the Capitol
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Lyrics The tables covered in beerShowbiz whines, minute detail Hand on the shoulder in Leicester Square It’s vaudeville pub back room dusty pictures of white frocked girls and music teachersThe bed’s too cleanWater’s poisonous for the systemAnd you know in your brainLeave the capitol!Exit this Roman shell! Then you know you must leave the capitolStraight…
Slates, Slags, Etc.
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Lyrics Here’s the definitive rantSlates drive me batsTherefore I say, “hey slates, give us a break”Male slags, slags, slates and tapes Everything’s strained by the StatesThey are the grey ones of our state I relate Male slags, slags, slates and tapesMale slates, slags, slates and tapesMale slags, slags, slates and tapesAnd slates, break hard, break…
Fit and Working Again
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Lyrics I’m fit and working againWalk down the road in the sunI make a path through a forty strong gangBut I’m fit and working againMy sick, think I’ve seen the tail endI’m fit and working againI used to hang like a chandelierMy lungs encrusted in bloodBut the flex is now cut clearI’m fit and working,…
Prole Art Threat
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Lyrics Pink press threat!I’m riding third class on a one class trainI’m set at nought like a Wimpey crane I’m a pink prole threatGet out the pink press threat file and um brrrptzzap the subjectIt’s de-louse, recluse timeWhen I get to the safe houseHanging rhymeHang this crummy blitz trad by its neckPink press threatI escaped…
An Older Lover Etc.
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Lyrics You’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou soon get tired of herTo take an older lover Get ready for old stories of teenage sex from the early sixtiesUnder coverBehind office…
Middle Mass
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Lyrics The evil is not in extremesIt’s in the aftermathThe middle mass After the factVulturous in the aftermathSummer close season A quiet dope and cider manBut during the seasonHard drugs and cider matesThe boy is like a tape loopThe boy is like a uh uhNot much contactDrinking, the men waitThey are set at noughtBecause cripple…
Putta Block
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Lyrics What a dynamic entranceI put a block on the wordsI put a block on the wordsI put a block on the wordsI put a block on the wordsThis I hear on a trainThis I hear on a trainWe had salmon on a busAt Epsom no races lost We don’t bet we just takeWe don’t…
Totally Wired
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Lyrics I’m totally wiredTotally wired (Totally wired)I’m totally wired (Can’t you see?) Totally wiredCan’t you see?A butterfly stomach round groundI drank a jar of coffee, and then I took some of theseAnd I’m totally wired Totally wired (Totally wired)I’m totally wired (Can’t you see?) Totally wiredLife leaves you surprisedSlaps you in the eyesIf I was…
City Hobgoblins
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Lyrics Spiders know these thingsGremlins know these thingsTap, tap, tap, tapYou think it’s the pipesBut who turns on the lights?Our city hobgoblinsOur city hobgoblinsUbu le Roi is a home hobgoblinAnd at nights all readyOur city hobgoblinsOur city hobgoblinsInfest my home at nightThey are not alrightTen times my ageOne tenth my heightOur city hobgoblinsOur city hobgoblinsBuzz…
How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’
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Lyrics I’m eternally grateful to my past influencesBut they will not free me, I am not diseasedAll the people ask me how I wrote “Plastic Man” How I wrote “Plastic Man” How I wrote “Plastic Man” How I wrote “Plastic Man” Life should be full of strangeness, like a rich paintingBut it gets worse day…
2nd Dark Age
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Lyrics Fat conference women clap return of glasshouse And the Arabs have it madeOil is women in veils, eyes glazed(Second dark age)Second dark age(Second dark age)Death of the U.S.A.Return of the familyScooter cabbages And the commune crapheads sit and whineWhile the common near my birthplace is now a police college It’s a second dark age(Second…
Fiery Jack
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Lyrics My face is slackAnd kidneys burn in the small of my backWill never learnWell I’m not going back to the slow life’Cos every step is a dragAnd peace is a kite of materials you never catchCome up for a snatchUp from hell once in a while Cos I am Jack from a burning ring…
In My Area
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Lyrics The dwarf plays pool to prove his heightPeople play games when they lose in lifeThere’s no sport, lad, just acid tension stomach flashA madness in my areaI have seen the birth of badI have seen declining tracksI have seen the madness in my areaUnderstand time till I’m asked about itYears cross-check, days become a…
Rowche Rumble
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Lyrics Rowche rumbleRowche rumbleIs valiumValiumValiumRowche rumbleThat’s rumbleThousands of wives around the world Are given them by doctors, who think they’re little girlsThe doctors need prescriptions, the wives need their pillSo Rowche rumbleRowche rumbleMenopause wives are hard to handleNo culture or love, no gamblesThe dull manage, especially smashed on Rowche rumbleRowche rumblePhysician, heal thyselfOur government’s built…
The N.W.R.A.
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Lyrics When it happened we walked through all the estates, from Manchester right to NewcastleIn Darlington, helped a large man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and stuff through his flat windowShe had a way with people like thatHe cussed us and we moved on”Junior Choice” played one morningThe song…
Gramme Friday
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Lyrics The people I likeThe people I like liveThe people I like live in kitchens and hallsI can’t reach a decision on thisCan I come back to you on this?Hitler lost his nerve on itDoctor Morell prescribed it well It’s fast debts I am Robinson Speedo and this is my Gramme FridaySkin drops slow to…
W.M.C.-Blob 59
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Lyrics Right we’ll go hereWhere is he?Just been to the park Not the pub, the park Go onWe too do not recognise the M.U. We come with our hands open in fiendshipWe can lead you to proletariat visions of posterityW.M.C.!The social alternative was incredibly frequentWe come with our hands open in fiendshipWe can lead you…
Impression of J. Temperance
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Lyrics Hate wide for dog breeder in the town of the portA never seen dog breederThis is the tale of his replicaName was J TemperanceOnly two did not hate himBecause peasants fear local indifferencePet shop and the vet, CameronOne night, vet is called out from his overpaid leisure To Temperance householdDelivered, ran out, and phoned…
C’n’C-S.Mithering
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Lyrics Three daysThree monthsThree daysThree months A treatiseA treatiseTo explain theseFirst was cash’n’carry house danceIn Lancashire there, ehIn King Nat Ltd empireKwik-Save is thereThe scene started hereThen was AmericaThen was AmericaWe went thereBig A&M Herb was there His offices had fresh airBut his rota was mediocreU.S. dirge, rock ‘n’ pop filthTheir material’s filchedAnd the secret…
The Container Drivers
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Lyrics Net cap of five eight thousand poundsThey sweat on their way downGrey port with customs bastardsHang around like clowns The uh uh containers and their driversUh uh containers and their driversUh uh containers and their driversBad indigestionBad bowel retentionSpeed for their wagesSuntan, torn shirt sleevesSuntan, torn shirt sleevesUh containers and their driversUh uh containers…
In The Park
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Lyrics Night though I do not sleepI dream of the park up the roadI open the bushes, a couple of loversTrying to be lust rockersAnd although my spouse is in the other roomI think we can do it hereYes, uh, and she makes me payFor every girl I have the guts to look atAnyway here,…
New Face in Hell
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Lyrics Wireless enthusiast intercepts government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportionsAghast, goes next door to his neighbour, secretly excited as aforementioned was a hunter who radio enthusiast wanted friendship and favour of A new face in hell!Nearly a new face in hell!A muscular, thick-skinned, slit-eyed neighbour is at the…
English Scheme
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Lyrics O’er grassy dale, and lowland sceneCome see, come hear, the English schemeThe lower class want brass, bad chests, scrounge fagsThe clever ones tend to emigrateLike your psychotic big brother who left homeFor jobs in Holland, Munich, RomeHe’s thick but he struck it rich, switchThe commune crap, camp bop, middle class, flip-flopGuess that’s why they…
Pay Your Rates
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Lyrics Pay your ratesPay your water ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesIf your rate’s too highWrite a snotty letterIf your rate’s too highPut your life on this bit of paperAdvice on ratesAdvice on ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesIf your rate’s too highYou’d better sign this letterIf you don’t pay…
Like to Blow
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Credits: Mark E. Smith / Martin Bramah. First appearance on record: Live at the Witch Trials (1979). Last known performance: Stowaway Club, Newport, Wales, 4 April 1979.
Quit iPhone
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Lyrics And the letters that you wrote me, ohShowsI wish I wasI wish I was at homeI’m homeIt was aloneI just couldn’t hear the phoneQuit making the foamMy eye muscle is bright In the lightOf Dis-FranchiseWhy don’t you leave it alone?Why just can’t you quit that iPhone?iPhone?Why don’t you just quit iPhone?Just quit your phone,…
Fibre Book Troll
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Lyrics Modeselektion Vol. 03 By the third rowsThey decided six pounds of apple may be sufficientI tried to buy an apple for ten centsNo matterWhen will I find my book friends?I get no help from online somethingOr online summatI need a Facebook trollIn fight againstIn fight against the mustardWhen I smile, I’ve gained friendHe says…
Pledge!
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Lyrics Pledge your mindIn the time of defeatIn the time of diseaseTime of disease Only carry onPledge, spendGo see Josie WhiteWhen the fuckers went to people for moneyIt meant PledgeWhen the workers asked Nellie for moneyShe says “Pledge! Pledge!”And the workers ask Nellie for moneyShe says “And, Pledge! Pledge! Pledge!”When workers went to Nellie for…
Auto Chip 2014-2016
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Lyrics Suffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingTwo oh one four!Suffering away ay aySuffering away ay aySufferingSufferingSufferingSufferingTwo oh one fourHe sees life through a cracked chipHe sees life through a twenty fourteen chipInternal medicineHow bad English musicianTwo oh one four descendingHow bad are English musiciansHe sees life through a…
Stout Man
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Lyrics Jump that train school laughedJump on train that kids at school laughedTime of defeat Time of diseaseTime of dessertsI’m a big fat man pushing a little pramI’m a big fat man pushing a little pramShut your trap skinny go or I’ll shit in your brain Ram it up your crack Shut your trap skinny…
Junger Cloth
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Lyrics I can make out “d”A reversed “y”Acrylic, lower, Urals, question markMore demonic than italicA snake “s”The numeral two at endThen a letter so simple, yet disgusting in a strokeAnd the it, anti-matter, that writ, wrote itInexplicable and disgustingLimp, yet mocking Indestructable in a strokeIt encapsulates all that is foul in man and creature It…
First One Today
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Lyrics He saunters into townThere stands the door Within, a manHe shoots it all downIt’s his first one todayIt’s his first one todayEnters bar caféOrders New Coke lattéBehold the manShoots the waitress and paysIt’s his first girl todayIt’s his first girl todayIf only he’d brought his firm’s camera today’Cos today is the day of a…
Dedication Not Medication
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Lyrics CD Version And Pierce Brosnan how dare you prescribe Sad grief and bed wet pills? Good grief bed wet Sad grief bed wetPillsHurly Wurly how can you prescribeSad grief and bed wet… pill? Rayland Wordley how dare you prescribeSad grief bad chestSad grief bed wetPillsRayland Wordley how dare you prescribe meBed wet pill and…
Black Roof
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Lyrics Why don’t you face up to it If I was youI’d have a deck at your rooftopIf I was you Up from the poles, drug from the hillsInto your present delectationYou simply cannot prove your fog-accenting notionsYou cannot prove your ragged affectationsAll of you with your pals in desperationEaster Island profile and care from…
Venice with the Girls
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Lyrics Mocking mad seniorsFed up and tediousLong nights in BritlandOh, they’re nice, nice, niceHis skin was in defaultToo beautiful to talkHe’s been waiting(Past it!)(Past it!)(Past it!)Lonesome, lonelyShe’s off to Venice with the girlsHe’s been waiting so longShe’s off to Venice with the girlsHe’s been waiting so longIn Britland, oldernessnessHis skin, whose is it?Too beautifulThe best…
Nine Out of Ten
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Lyrics The company suppliedThe company suppliedNine of out ten, they gave me Nine out of tenNine out of ten, they gave meNine out of tenAnd, come and listen to my storyFrom when I startedI was in an orphan home since I was oneI was an orphan baby, all alongAnd when I was they gave me…
Groundsboy
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Lyrics He goes back nowEvery day on the airstripNoticed by noneNoticed by noneDowned enemy pilotsThey were dispatchedGroundsboyGroundsboyTreated like scumGroundsboyChecker, checker!GroundsboyChecker, checker!PropertyPropertyR.R.A.A.F.Say cut it, grassCut the grassCut cut cut cut cut cut cutHe’s so bossGroundsboyGroundsboyGroundsboyNoticed by noneAt least he wasHe was the last lad to turnAnd the rock stars who had judges as fansAnd shoots as…
Gibbus Gibson
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Lyrics Talks to the tattooed militiaHe goes, he rolls his eyesGibbus Gibson strikes againGibbus Gibson strikes againGibbus Gibson strikes againHis sputum misses appointment for his neck prescriptionFor his ointmentGibbus Gibbon strikes againGibbus Gibson strikes againIn the park he buys itAnd another rolls his eyesI’m sorryHe coversGibbus Gibbon strikes againGibbus Gibbon strikes again[ ??? ] Commentary…
O! Zztrrk Man
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Lyrics Oh! Joyous manOh, manJoyous manOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous manOh, manJoyous ManOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous manOh, manOh! Joyous manOh, manOh, manOh, manJoyous manOh! Joyous manOh! Joyous man Commentary < Post in progress > Footnotes Sources / Links
Second House Now
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Lyrics There’s ghostsI get a lift on highwayWM dot CWhere ya been?Where ya going, man? (this is reply)Nowhere to go, this is his reply:Ghosts are risingComing downIt’s al returnHe’s coming backwardHe said I’m going to a big cityMy image, black and whiteSaid he’s going to big cityMy image, black and whiteThe tearing of muscle yearsSword…
Couples Vs Jobless Mid 30’s
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Lyrics Relevant in your later snap stairsJet lagAt his come downComposite set yearThe green jellyGreen jelly envyNo, nevermoreGargoyle legsAre droopyC qualityNext, they jetUpwardly B.T. rancidLaughterHis grin is elfMakes ten copiesTo his mother spouseShe tortures him in big houseDon’t forget thatBirthdayLook at me, kidsIs irrelevant to your latent sexand shock your lizard(Heigh ho, heigh ho)And your…
New Facts Emerge
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Lyrics Gotta gotta get itGotta gotta get itYou better start paying downStop shaking downIt might become a whirlwindYou better bog, stopIt might become whirlwindYou better stop shaking down those frogsYou better stop shaking down those frogs[ French ]Horrible new facts emerge(Whirl)Better stop shaking down the bogs a might a whirlwindYou better stop shaking it down…
Victoria Train Station Massacre
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Lyrics We had no residenceWe had no reservationWe had no pre-bookI crave dramaI crave dramaVictoria Station massacreWe had no[repeats in reverse]Victoria Commentary < Post in progress > Footnotes Sources / Links
Brillo De Facto
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Lyrics He got no manDon’t sayBrillo chinIn cake shopsPresident dumpsSaidTo TecumsehI am celestial Sorry Tiny tears of blameWe all know Where he came fromGay cruiser, aBrillo chinBrillo chinBrillo chinThe KennedyThe KennedyI asked herHe said,”I wanna tell youHow pale he is”I said”He’s got noblesse”DedicationShock! The blueCelestialHe give no manGot no de facto planBrillo chinBrillo chinGot no…