Author: dannyno
Weather Report 2
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Lyrics Hello, how are you today?I thought the vitamins would change my lifeI walk down the city streetsI see weather reports(It’s like an ice rink)Made a very, very, very big mistakeNobody has called me sir in my entire lifeYou gave me the best years of my lifeI look to the past thenThe whirlpools cascade over…
Funnel of Love
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Lyrics Wanda Jackson (McCoy/Westberry) Here I go falling down, down, downMy mind is a blankMy head is spinning around and aroundAs I go deep into the funnel of loveIt’s such a crazy, crazy feelingI get weak in the kneesMy poor old head is a reelingAs I go deep into the funnel of loveI tried and…
Chino
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Lyrics This was an actual account of the operational experienceWhen he thought at first he was going outIn fact, he was going in for itWhen do I quit?Where do I quit?I need to knowI can’t leave this bench alone to be with my darlingWhen do I quit?C.O. can you digress – self When it came…
Slippy Floor
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Lyrics Slippy Floor (Mark Mix) (Slippy Floor single version) //incomplete transcription – in progress//We’re gonna get marriedOn the floor of behestsDon’t book downJust keep and stay aheadS.H. is a chance I have takenS.H. is the change I took, takenIn the land of finance retailSlippy floorIn hospitalI’m ninety-five percent more insidePay DrakeLast chance I takeWalking down…
Y.F.O.C./Slippy Floor
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Lyrics Tales from the Castleford cryptYour future is our clutter Is unable, a necessityIt doesn’t involve a problemThis new approach is on the borders of necessityI say to you, I say to youKeep your own clutterThe encyclopedia of building of plumbing is on the CIDV, underneath you The Masque of Red is coming around We’re…
Hot Cake
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Lyrics Hot came the windHot came the windIt was wateryIt was Chino, like last song Rolled oatsA man, a nasty slice of innocentStep alligatorAre we near to a skip?I went into a dripI can’t open the doorI can’t open the doorMy dialogue is stuckMy dialogue is stuckHot cakeAnd God say somethingBills is on TVI can’t…
Mexico Wax Solvent
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Lyrics This is an extension of George, Mexico And I tell you this, I tell you thisIt is Aqua Rosa, Aqua Rosa, Aqua Rosa The holy broke and that hanging Thirties ex-pat is owned on Quality Street There goes old GinioThere goes that YorkieThere goes old Archibald Yates MexicoX is the third consonant They love…
Bury Pts. 1+3
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Lyrics I’m not from Bury I’m not from Bury, manI’m not from BuryI’m not from Bury, manStop messing around, palI’m Wolverine I’m from BuryA French prince, I saidThis song means somethingEvery song means somethingAutomatic Swap againBillsI got billsI got billsOn my elbowsAnd two kids to go with it[ ]I’m on, I’m onAll that road is…
Bury
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Lyrics I’m not from Bury I’m not from Bury, manI’m not from BuryI’m not from Bury, manStop messing around, palI’m Wolverine I’m from BuryA French prince, I saidThis song means somethingEvery song means somethingAutomatic Swap againBillsI got billsI got billsOn my elbowsAnd two kids to go with it[ ]I’m on, I’m onAll that road is…
O.F.Y.C. Showcase
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Lyrics The little Bago-mongers There goes old GinoThere goes ArchibaldThere goes old Yates, thereThere goes that Yankee who gets ex-pats to go on Quality StreetIn fact, the Earl of Holmes would run to the holy duke And A Denning in the thirties Ex-pats!Your future, our clutterYour future, our clutterOur future, your clutterToxic, I’ll blendTalk! CompleteMake…
Get a Summer Song Goin’
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Lyrics Get a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’In ancient myth pubs float everywhereIn inflammable places in between Hammersmith and the Deep SouthGet a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’Get a summer song goin’I set out for a quest from the…
Inferior Product Man
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Lyrics An inferior product mixAn inferior product manJust over two-thirds the priceI’m proud of itI’m proud of itInferior product manInferior product mixThey call me “mad head”Don’t you ever forget itI’m a type of guy who knows what is on CDHow dare they lecture me on turning rubbish outWhile showering themselves out of existenceInferior product manInferior…
Smith and Mark
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Lyrics Totale will not be captured, never!His spectre of knowledgeCannot be encapsulatedWithin the confines of its two bit skinRemember Culloden!The workmen yellow-fettered Appear at the openings of upmarket shops and streetsTheir earrings dangling merrilyWith drills that batterMeanwhile estates battle the pavementsSilence, you smoker!You hedonic imbecileSilence, you smoker! How old is he,The guy with the video…
Exploding Chimney
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Lyrics Got rat poison in my workshop in my vicinityI’ve got rat poison in my vicinityAnd I’m beyond redemptionAnd my chimney is explodingMy chimney is explodingListen to me nowHerpes, scabies and AIDS, kidsBelieve me kids I’ve been through it allYou’ve gotta believe me kidsI’ve been through it allUniversal Wax SolventAnd my chimney is explodingMy chimney…
Senior Twilight Stock Replacer
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Lyrics Senior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock Replacer Senior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerTime to wonderBury zero seven seven Fifty-eightDriver BReleased AlbionLate to reclaimSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSeeSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerS.N.I.P. To think about more plantsAnd more time to wonder where more gas and food is coming fromSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight…
Is This New
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Lyrics It was something likeJudge and juryOr Jeremy Kyle Nobody knewBut still it was elusiveAnd though they pursuedMr J Archer as he separated everywhere They knew Dot was his mum But still they went on searching and searchingI was provokedIt was not in accord with any known lawLaughing in the middleTime blenders all of themThe…
Latch Key Kid
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Lyrics Goin’ around, doin’ the townGoin’ around, doin’ the townGuv’ner o’ LeipzigHere I like to relax with tobacco and sugarAnd sugar The people took centuriesMany people died to beTo bring with sugar to this [ ] ?Stress universal hatred I’m a latch key kidTwo plus one I’m a latch key kidI’m a latch key kidI’m…
Tommy Shooter
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Lyrics I got news for youI got news for you my friendTo which you will have to attendReduce your knees to noodlesYour Doberman Pinschers to poodlesTommy shooter Painting yellow flowersSorry after blowing her awayTommy shooterSee the clouds are darkening with wings of chickensThey’re coming home to roost I tell you my friendPinschers to poodlesChickens coming…
Can Can Summer
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Lyrics The town is anti- lifeTime to change backThe town is anti- lifeTime to change backTime to change backTurn the radio offCatch up, change backYou are no dogStop twitchingMy boss he has the imagination of a gnatNo shard upNo yard upSlowly cookingCatch up, change backYou are no dogI’m shoutingNo shard upNo yard upSlowly cookingCatch up,…
Taurig
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Lyrics Britannia Row Recordings MES:BoughtWatchHolographicPlasticMulticolouredImperial watchImperial stackEleni:One side of my face is laughingThe other side of my face is laughingYou signed your words when I was sleepingYou stole my title and you’re dreamingMES:The title was takenOnly one givenNo need to knowIt’s too lateI need it backI need it backEleni:One side of my face is laughingThe…
Strangetown
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Lyrics Strange Town (T.S. McPhee, Groundhogs) This is a strange town, people here round don’t have no funI’ve been here two years, I’ve been looking round but I ain’t found noneIt seems that all they care about is pointing people outSaying stupid things like, “get the lice out your hair”I don’t believe these people, spend…
I’ve Been Duped
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Lyrics I’ve been dupedWar at home, no real footageJust you kids in their bedroomWar at home, watching vidsEdwardians In Colour on Every time there’s orange on TVThe brass are saying good news to me Every time there’s orange on TVThe brass are saying good news to me(I’ve been duped)I’ve been duped(I’ve been duped)I’ve been dupedWorld…
50 Year Old Man
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Lyrics Computer doesn’t work for meI had a Sinclair back in 1983OL2QU pre-warrantyAnd don’t forget he’s still up to it, that Steve AlbiniHe’s in collusion with Virgin Trains against meI’m a fifty-year-old manI’m a fifty-year-old manBut it won’t get meGo down Manchester townCan’t navigate itThe club scene, manYou can’t compare with itOne third of security…
Wolf Kidult Man
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Lyrics Reputation is goneYou’re in the clear, boyEvery day of your lifeYou persevere, boyWolf kidult manWolf kidult sonWhere is your mum?Your power is goneEvery moment of truth is here to staySomewhere up in your earYou’re babbling, franticWolf kidult manWolf kidult sonWhere is your mum?Your power is goneYou start to walkWhere are you going?Going to a…
Alton Towers
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Lyrics GreyDecline in excelsis And the waves through the slits in San Rocco look very differentAnd are no longer any way sublimeHow to get outHow to stay thinThe spawn of J “Loaded” Brown and L Laverne crawl around The crows look very different todayAnd the crows are not reflecting any form of quality at all…
Onto Insanity
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“Rough Mix”, first released on disc 2 of expanded digipak edition of “Reformation! Post TLC” (Cherry Red, 2020). Credit: The Fall.
Outro [RPTLC]
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Systematic Abuse
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Lyrics So many people, it is the sameThe valleys open up, it is the sameGet a potato out, it is the sameWhen I open the mail, it’s the same gameLyrics on TV sound like this to meWhen I get a potato out, it is the sameWhen I open the mail, it is the sameNothing you…
The Bad Stuff
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Scenario
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Lyrics The pals of my childhood daysPal of my childhood daysYou taught me in worldly waysI was a baby, meEverything for meI stole the gold from your hairWho put the shaven threads there?I don’t know any way to repayMy pal of my childhoodOr find my pals of my childhood daysIt doesn’t get me highIt only…
The Wright Stuff
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Lyrics Doo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooThat boy certainly transferred himself from the footballer beforeYou’d hardly recognise himAs a child, everywhere he went probably people would sayDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooIt was symbolic to a pointBut nowadays, eccentric lad who…
The Usher
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Lyrics The promiseThey portioned to promiseThey portioned to promiseTale of “The Usher”A, No violenceB, Ultimate sorrynessC, A mutual respect for all in the businessThe reformation is comingIt is coming fastlyAndE, An even cash flow – this, this cannot be under-ratedE, Cut down on rhythm machines and have more guitars and minidisks, etcF, Treat PR, security…
Coach and Horses
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Lyrics I looked through the 1860s window paneI see coaches and horses moving around in the slashing rainNo funCoaches and horses movin’ aroundCoaches and horses movin’ aroundI go down and swear in every innI need the enter no service for youI swearThe coaches and horses move aroundI followed it into the lake for deliveryCoaches and…
My Door is Never
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Lyrics My door is always openMy door is always openMy door is always open to youMy door is always openMy door is always openMy door is always open to youThe night to self with the shoulder touchAroma for the duvet you slept in No, not never, no dayWill I prove my nerve to youOr impress…
Insult Song
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Lyrics White Line FeverI got it off the children of Captain BeefheartThey’d been locked in the forest for many yearsThey could not help itThey were retards from the Los Angeles district There was TimThere was Tim TwoThere was RobThere was Dave the EagleAnd the mad Greek woman, the HydraIt was White Line FeverOver and over…
