Complete A – Z
Alphabetical lists
“(” listing
0 – 9 listing
A listing
B listing
C listing
D listing
E listing
F listing
G listing
H listing
I listing
J listing
K listing
L listing
M listing
N listing
O listing
P listing
Q listing
R listing
S listing
T listing
U listing
V listing
W listing
X listing
Y listing
Z listing

Albums (and Slates)
Live at the Witch Trials
Dragnet
Grotesque (After the Gramme)
Slates
Hex Enduction Hour
Room to Live
Perverted by Language
The Wonderful and Frightening World of…
This Nation’s Saving Grace
Bend Sinister
The Frenz Experiment
Bremen Nacht Run Out 7″
The Frenz Experiment – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
I am Kurious Oranj
I am Kurious Oranj – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Extricate
Extricate – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Shift-Work
Shift-Work – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Code: Selfish
The Infotainment Scan
The Infotainment Scan – CD bonus tracks
Middle Class Revolt
Cerebral Caustic
The Light User Syndrome
Levitate
Limited Edition Bonus CD
The Marshall Suite
Limited Edition LP bonus track
The Unutterable
The Unutterable – CD2: Testa Rossa Monitor Mixes
Are You Are Missing Winner
AYAMW 2006 Sanctuary Reissue – bonus tracks
The Real New Fall LP
The Real New Fall LP (Narnack US edition)
Country on the Click (Original Version)
Fall Heads Roll
Reformation! Post TLC
Reformation! Post TLC – Slogan/Sanctuary UK edition
Reformation Post TLC – Narnack US edition
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 2
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 3: Early Rough Mixes 2006
Imperial Wax Solvent
Imperial Wax Solvent – Britannia Row Recordings
Your Future Our Clutter
Your Future Our Clutter – LP bonus tracks
Ersatz GB
Re-Mit
Sub-Lingual Tablet
New Facts Emerge
Singles and EPs
Bingo-Master’s Break-Out
It’s the New Thing
Rowche Rumble
Fiery Jack
How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’
Totally Wired
Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
Look, Know
The Man Whose Head Expanded
Kicker Conspiracy / Wings
Marquis Cha-Cha
Oh! Brother
c.r.e.e.p.
Call for Escape Route
Couldn’t Get Ahead / Rollin’ Dany
Cruiser’s Creek
Living Too Late
Mr. Pharmacist
Hey! Luciani
There’s a Ghost in My House
The Peel Sessions EP
Hit the North
Victoria
Jerusalem/Big New Prinz
Cab It Up
Telephone Thing
Popcorn Double Feature
Popcorn Double Feature – Limited Edition
White Lightning
The Dredger EP
High Tension Line
Free Range
Ed’s Babe
Kimble
Why Are People Grudgeful?
Behind the Counter
Behind the Counter, part 1
Behind the Counter, part 2
15 Ways
The Chiselers
Masquerade
Masquerade CD One
Masquerade CD Two
Masquerade 10″
Touch Sensitive
F-‘oldin’ Money
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #1
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #2
Rude (All the Time) 7″
The Fall vs. 2003
(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2 – Enhanced CD
2 Librans
Blind Man
Rude (All the Time) EP
I Can Hear the Grass Grow
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Slogan/Sanctuary 7″
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Narnack US CD edition
Fall Sound
Reformation! The Single
Slippy Floor
Bury!
Laptop Dog
Night of the Humerons
Sir William Wray
The Remainderer
Wise Ol’ Man
Masquerade (2017 Record Store Day 7″)
O-Mit
Live/Studio Hybrid
Totale’s Turns (It’s Now or Never)
Seminal Live
Seminal Live – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
The Twenty-Seven Points
2G+2
Interim
Live Uurop VIII-XII Places in Sun And Winter, Son

Covers
Instrumentals
Peel Sessions
1978-May-30

Mark E. Smith – solo/spoken word
The Post Nearly Man
Pander! Panda! Panzer!
    Mark E. Smith – Collaborations and Guest Vocals
    Von Südenfed
      etc

        Posts in modified date order (last 15)
        Posts in progress
        Posts with annotations

        Table of Contents

          Lyrics


          Computer doesn't work for me
          I had a Sinclair back in 1983
          OL2QU pre-warranty
          And don't forget he's still up to it, that Steve Albini
          He's in collusion with Virgin Trains against me
          I'm a fifty year old man
          I'm a fifty year old man
          But it won't get me
          Go down Manchester town
          Can't navigate it
          The club scene, man
          You can't compare with it
          One third of security is cows
          I can't understand that
          Again
          You're not real boy
          I say you're not real boy
          You're a gym ...
          You're a Cancer and I expect a little shit
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I got a three foot rock hard-on
          But I'm too busy to use it
          I'm a fifty year old man
          I'm a fifty year old man
          What you gonna do about it?
          I go round a hotel
          I see "Throw the towel on the floor" on The Green Man
          I throw it on the floor and I piss in it
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I'm trying to ...
          And don't forget you try to destroy me
          You're in collusion with the trains
          Don't try and kid me
          I'm a fifty year old man
          Go down to the town
          Can't navigate it
          The club scene, man
          You can't get in there
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I'm a fifty year old man
          What're you gonna do about it?
          And don't forget, you tried to destroy me, Steve Albini
          You're in collusion with the trains
          Don't try and kid me
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I'm a fifty year old man
          What're you gonna do about it?
          I've got a three foot rock hard-on
          But I'm too busy to use it
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I'm a fifty year old man
          What're you gonna do about it?
          Go down Manchester town
          Can't navigate it
          The club scene, man
          You can't compare with it
          I'm a fifty year old man and I like it
          I'm a fifty year old man
          What're you gonna do about it?
          And don't forget he's still up to it
          An inferior product mess
          An inferior product man
          Just over two-thirds the price
          I'm proud of it
          I'm proud of it
          I'm a type of guy who knows what is on CD
          And then they lecture me on turning rubbish out
          While shouting themselves out of existence
          If they care so much, why don't they try eating
          some of those cardboard cut-outs themselves
          And they stuff the complimentary catering down their neck
          Do the fifth retake of their attempt to be scruffy on a train
          And go back to counselling and communicating
          I'm an inferior product man
          I'm an inferior product mix
          They call me "Bad Head"
          Don't you ever forget it
          And here is the fade out
          Fade out
          Fade out

          Commentary

          < Post in progress >

          Footnotes

          Sources / Links

          • The Annotated Fall: “50 Year Old Man” [Archived]
          • Ford, Simon (2003). Hip Priest: the story of Mark E Smith and The Fall. London: Quartet Books.
          • Mackay, Tommy (2018). 40 Odd Years of The Fall. Place of publication unknown: Greg Moodie.
          • Pringle, Steve (2022). You Must Get Them All: The Fall on Record. [paperback edition]. Pontefract: Route Publishing Ltd. [Online store]
          • Smith, Mark E. (1985). The Fall Lyrik & Texte Von Mark E. Smith. In Deutsch & Englisch. With Drawings by Brix. Berlin: The Lough Press. [AKA The Orange Book. Available online in The Internet Archive]
          • Smith, Mark E. (2008). vII. The Lough Press & AMarquisManipulationProductions. [AKA the Blue Lyrics Book]
          • Smith Start, Brix (2016). The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise. London: Faber & Faber. [Text available online in archive.org]
          • The Track Record: “50 Year Old Man”
          • Wolstencroft, Simon (2014). You Can Drum But You Can’t Hide: a memoir. Trowbridge: Strata Books. (2nd edition published by Route Publishing, 2017).
          Views: 2
          Date published:
          Last updated:

          Comments

          Subscribe
          Notify of
          guest

          This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.

          0 Comments
          Oldest
          Newest Most Voted
          Inline Feedbacks
          View all comments