Lyrics

Hello, how are you today?
I thought the vitamins would change my life
I walk down the city streets
I see weather reports
(It's like an ice rink)
Made a very, very, very big mistake
Nobody has called me sir in my entire life
You gave me the best years of my life
I look to the past then
The whirlpools cascade over my face
And I watched "Murder, She Wrote", at least five times
The cast deserved to die 
The whirlpools go wider and wider
Of words spoken
And you gave me the best years of my life
You gave me the best years of my life

Weather report
It's like an ice rink
Limescale
In a Mediterranean, retarded  
Mediterranean, it is not
Three days a week
[ ] My TV
I miss my family in Oxford
That's why I hope to get to back
That's what I'm looking at
That's what I'm looking forward to
That's the way it goes
That's the way it goes
You gave me the best years of my life
You gave me the best years of my life
The whirlpools get wider and wider
The whirlpools get wider and wider
Nobody has ever called me sir in my entire life
Nobody has ever called me sir in my entire life
The whirlpools cascade over the smoking tent
But then [ ] gave up Tuesday
Chino hyphen lap
Cheap crispy guitar
Nobody has called me
Nobody has the medium
The whirlpools cascade
Over widening, widening, widening
Never mind Jackson
What about Saxon's recording of lost London
You don't deserve rock'n'roll