By the third rows They decided six pounds of apple may be sufficient I tried to buy an apple for ten cents No matter When will I find my book friends? I get no help from online something Or online summat I need a Facebook troll
In fight against In fight against the mustard When I smile, I've gained friend He says he will not access my data
I need a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a fucking Facebook troll
I need a Facebook troll I get no help I get no help Burning TV person or else burn sausages I want a Facebook troll I need a Facebook troll I need a Facebook troll
When I ask computer friend to find a hen party They say, "You again, hey?" I ask them I get no help I want a need a need a I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a fucking Facebook troll
I get no help I get no help But sometimes I command those secret extras Off the dress called Samuel Those spires entice him Is up on a spit When I found my Facebook troll I gave him presents I gave him holidays
I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll
I get no help I get no help I get nothing I got my fucking Facebook I get no help I get no help
I get strawberries off a person I want a fucking Facebook troll I am a fucking Facebook troll I am a fucking Facebook troll I want I am a fucking Facebook troll I'm a troll
Sub-Lingual Tablet
I want a Facebook troll I want a fucking Facebook troll I need a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll
You must know, you must be able to find a Facebook troll (and when I find my troll, I'll give him presents)
All of my life, I am surrounded by mere imposters (I want a Facebook imposter) I say to you I want a Facebook troll I want a fucking Facebook troll I want a Facebook
I will expect the 2.50% of my royalties
I want a Facebook troll, I want a fucking Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll And the past today is a new future tomorrow 1
I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll I want a fucking Facebook troll I want a Facebook troll
Shut up, shut up!
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Version: “Facebook Troll” from “Wise Ol’ Man” single.
Footnotes
Bit of an echo here of the lyrics for “Copped It”. ↩︎
Smith, Mark E. with Austin Collings (2009). Renegade: The Lives and Tales of Mark E. Smith. London: Penguin. (Originally published by Viking, 2008). [Available online in the Internet Archive]
