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Albums (and Slates)
Live at the Witch Trials
Dragnet
Grotesque (After the Gramme)
Slates
Hex Enduction Hour
Room to Live
Perverted by Language
The Wonderful and Frightening World of…
This Nation’s Saving Grace
Bend Sinister
The Frenz Experiment
Bremen Nacht Run Out 7″
The Frenz Experiment – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
I am Kurious Oranj
I am Kurious Oranj – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Extricate
Extricate – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Shift-Work
Shift-Work – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Code: Selfish
The Infotainment Scan
The Infotainment Scan – CD bonus tracks
Middle Class Revolt
Cerebral Caustic
The Light User Syndrome
Levitate
Limited Edition Bonus CD
The Marshall Suite
Limited Edition LP bonus track
The Unutterable
The Unutterable – CD2: Testa Rossa Monitor Mixes
Are You Are Missing Winner
AYAMW 2006 Sanctuary Reissue – bonus tracks
The Real New Fall LP
The Real New Fall LP (Narnack US edition)
Country on the Click (Original Version)
Fall Heads Roll
Reformation! Post TLC
Reformation! Post TLC – Slogan/Sanctuary UK edition
Reformation Post TLC – Narnack US edition
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 2
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 3: Early Rough Mixes 2006
Imperial Wax Solvent
Imperial Wax Solvent – Britannia Row Recordings
Your Future Our Clutter
Your Future Our Clutter – LP bonus tracks
Ersatz GB
Re-Mit
Sub-Lingual Tablet
New Facts Emerge
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Bingo-Master’s Break-Out
It’s the New Thing
Rowche Rumble
Fiery Jack
How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’
Totally Wired
Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
Look, Know
The Man Whose Head Expanded
Kicker Conspiracy / Wings
Marquis Cha-Cha
Oh! Brother
c.r.e.e.p.
Call for Escape Route
Couldn’t Get Ahead / Rollin’ Dany
Cruiser’s Creek
Living Too Late
Mr. Pharmacist
Hey! Luciani
There’s a Ghost in My House
The Peel Sessions EP
Hit the North
Victoria
Jerusalem/Big New Prinz
Cab It Up
Telephone Thing
Popcorn Double Feature
Popcorn Double Feature – Limited Edition
White Lightning
The Dredger EP
High Tension Line
Free Range
Ed’s Babe
Kimble
Why Are People Grudgeful?
Behind the Counter
Behind the Counter, part 1
Behind the Counter, part 2
15 Ways
The Chiselers
Masquerade
Masquerade CD One
Masquerade CD Two
Masquerade 10″
Touch Sensitive
F-‘oldin’ Money
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #1
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #2
Rude (All the Time) 7″
The Fall vs. 2003
(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2 – Enhanced CD
2 Librans
Blind Man
Rude (All the Time) EP
I Can Hear the Grass Grow
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Slogan/Sanctuary 7″
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Narnack US CD edition
Fall Sound
Reformation! The Single
Slippy Floor
Bury!
Laptop Dog
Night of the Humerons
Sir William Wray
The Remainderer
Wise Ol’ Man
Masquerade (2017 Record Store Day 7″)
O-Mit
Live/Studio Hybrid
Totale’s Turns (It’s Now or Never)
Seminal Live
Seminal Live – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
The Twenty-Seven Points
2G+2
Interim
Live Uurop VIII-XII Places in Sun And Winter, Son

Covers
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Mark E. Smith – solo/spoken word
The Post Nearly Man
Pander! Panda! Panzer!
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    Von Südenfed
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          Lyrics


          The singer thinks, "One day I'll be recognised for the great cool prophet that I am"
          The band think one day they'll be seen as the geniuses they am

          One day they'll get complacence and they'll have to take a chance
          Go back to the family and become their old man
          And, and leave the press and stick to equipment
          Leave the press and stick to equipment
          Leave the press and stick to equipment
          And leave the press and always stick to equipment

          And leave it all, leave it all, leave it all, leave it all
          Leave it out while the chorus [ ]
          Become a session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician

          The band are all wino scum and live well while they can
          One day they'll turn around and say they've been screwed by the wolverines
          And then they'll become a session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician
          Become a session musician
          A session musician

          He'll vent his anger on the wolverines
          Say they never gave him a chance
          Oh no, he played every night
          The people want what they know
          The people want what they know
          The people want what they know
          But it's not much different now
          It's not that much different now
          The new groups pretend to think
          But still into equipment
          And then one day they'll turn around
          And wish they hadn't ripped off The Velvet Underground
          Go back to their former path
          And er get a cabaret job
          And be a session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician

          Their hope would be for them a trip to Abu Dhabi
          Pop music for Arab geeks
          Pop music for Arab geeks
          Pop music for Arab geeks
          Pop music for Arab geeks
          [ ] in their leisure time
          And [ ]

          The session musician
          Session musician
          A session musician
          A session musician

          [ ]

          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          All they'll talk about is equipment
          All they'll talk about is equipment
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, and Doobie
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat and Doobie
          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat and Doobie

          One time they played for anybody
          But now all they'll talk about is equipment
          All they'll talk about is equip
          All they'll talk about is equipment

          Jingles, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          Synth, cabaret, Merseybeat, Doobie
          Synth-rock, cabaret, jingles, cabaret
          Cabaret, Merseybeat
          Merseybeat, cabaret, jingles, Doobie
          Merseybeat, cabaret, jingles, Doobie

          Commentary

          < Post in progress >

          I’m treating the Alter Banhof version as canonical for the purposes of transcription, on the arbitrary grounds that’s it’s the version on the Box Set.

          Footnotes

          Sources / Links

          • The Annotated Fall: “Session Musician” [Archived]
          • Ford, Simon (2003). Hip Priest: the story of Mark E Smith and The Fall. London: Quartet Books.
          • Mackay, Tommy (2018). 40 Odd Years of The Fall. Place of publication unknown: Greg Moodie.
          • Pringle, Steve (2022). You Must Get Them All: The Fall on Record. [paperback edition]. Pontefract: Route Publishing Ltd. [Online store]
          • Smith, Mark E. (1985). The Fall Lyrik & Texte Von Mark E. Smith. In Deutsch & Englisch. With Drawings by Brix. Berlin: The Lough Press. [AKA The Orange Book. Available online in The Internet Archive]
          • Smith, Mark E. (2008). vII. The Lough Press & AMarquisManipulationProductions. [AKA the Blue Lyrics Book]
          • Smith Start, Brix (2016). The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise. London: Faber & Faber. [Text available online in archive.org]
          • The Track Record: “Session Musician”
          • Wolstencroft, Simon (2014). You Can Drum But You Can’t Hide: a memoir. Trowbridge: Strata Books. (2nd edition published by Route Publishing, 2017).
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