Six times parking Six, four Form bar and six Form a box-line The aphid The aphid Bend down Scratch around the carpet for insect Get hook clamp Stand up Gel frame Put insect in a jar The aphid Walk back two, three and four Stop for a rest Go back to scratch The aphid Hook clamp Go back down Scratch around the floor Take hook clamp and put in jar The aphid Cover up with gel frame Take two times four O O O one UV gun back Go back to the floor Scratch around Five, six supplied The aphid Bend right back Form a box-line, sidecar The aphid Twenty times steps back Fresno Get hook clamp Turn to barn door Retrieve kill frame
(Absolutely wonderful)
"Take six bottles of the six back, stand up straight, then bend down and scratch the carpet for insects and, if you find any, put the insects into the jar, then check the clamp on the jar and take six steps back" "Ensure the hook clamp is on the jar and that's the aphid"
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