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Modernity, moderninity, Water Lane 01715599 
Dream sat may tents and tomatoes at Blackpool where Jimmy Bloomfield has been brought back to host jousts in moderninity
One of the many football grounds that have been converted to hold this revived sport
From today and forthwith, jousts at moderninity
Joust in moderninity
Charred landscape, watching the female bouts at the beginning on the tent bedecked terraces
I exclaim out aloud "It's too draughty in here, those girls will certainly catch their death of cold" 
Am shoved to left by bearded steward but every movement my companion catches reprimands me 
I am completely deaf so cannot gauge my own voice volume
The large tomatoes and gold and beige striped tents plonked on brand new soccer terracing seem to symbolise a clean shaven [ ]
New decadence
The Lancashire northern western quarter had seemed to materialise overnight, its citizens plump, voyeuristic
Slowly they watch every movement by anybody or anything 
I bless my uncanny ability to blend
My friend Matthew is not so lucky, his wife is home at last from hospital
It is his first day out in weeks
Always energetic he too shouts and is obviously thought drunk
Borrowed a massive decrepit Jaguar car 
Soccer terracing seemed to symbolise a new clean shaven but chip greasy new decadence
The Lancashire northern western quarter seemed to materialise overnight, its citizens plump, voyeuristic
Slowly they watch every movement
There is no reason to this 
This makes New York look Athenic
For LNWQ read (Romandy) for the East read Sparta