In the marble halls of the charm school How flair is punished Under Marble Millichip, the F.A. broods On how flair can be punished Their guest is a Euro-State magnate Corporate-u-lent
In the Blues Club, George Best does rule How flair is punished His downfall was a blonde girl, but that's none of your business Kicker, kicker conspiracy Kicker, kicker conspiracy Kicker, kicker conspiracy Kicker, kicker conspiracy
Football fan at the bus stop Treads on the balls of his feet, in the Christmas rush Had in his hands two lager cans Talks to himself At the back At the top
Fortifications on the club unit Plastic slime partitions, cocktail zig-zag Tudor Bar
Pat McCatt - Pat McCatt, the very famous sports reporter is talking, there
Fans! Remember, you are abroad! Remember, the police are rough! Remember, the unemployed! Remember, my expense account!
Hot dogs and seat for Mr Hogg Hot dogs and seat for Mr Hogg And his grotty spawn
Lurid brochures for ground unit House style is punished
The Annotated Fall: “Kicker Conspiracy” [Archived]
Ford, Simon (2003). Hip Priest: the story of Mark E Smith and The Fall. London: Quartet Books.
Mackay, Tommy (2018). 40 Odd Years of The Fall. Place of publication unknown: Greg Moodie.
Pringle, Steve (2022). You Must Get Them All: The Fall on Record. [paperback edition]. Pontefract: Route Publishing Ltd. [Online store]
Smith, Mark E. (1985). The Fall Lyrik & Texte Von Mark E. Smith. In Deutsch & Englisch. With Drawings by Brix. Berlin: The Lough Press. [AKA The Orange Book. Available online in The Internet Archive]
Smith, Mark E. (2008). vII. The Lough Press & AMarquisManipulationProductions. [AKA the Blue Lyrics Book]
