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  • Copped It

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    Lyrics Said I ain’t no millionaire, but I spent more money than one ever seen I’m gonna change that scene one day, it’s what you’re supposed to say Hey hey hey hey(Hey hey hey)(Hey hey hey)Can’t get far in land of immovable frogsCan’t get far in home of horrible hoaxAnd you don’t last long on…

  • 2 x 4

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    Lyrics He was agin the richHe was agin the richHe was agin the poorHe was agin the poorHe was agin the richHe was agin the poorHe was agin the richHe was against all trepidationHe was agin the richOn the loose againHe was agin the richThere’s a new fiend on the looseOn the back of the…

  • Lay of the Land

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    Lyrics LayLayLayLayLayLayLayLayLayLay LayLayArmageddonLayLayLayLayThis beautiful treeLayLayLayLayBoo-hooLayLayGive up livingLayLayAmpleEyeThey give inOn the buses, up the stair, by the televisionPretend to learnWhere’s the lay of the land, my sonWhere’s the lay of the land, my sonWhat’s the lie of the land, my sonThe last Briton on the streetHe’s in a radio fuzzHe’s dead and beatNo longer reflects our…

  • Hexen Definitive/Strife Knot

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    Lyrics Tied up to postsBlindfold so can’t feel maintenanceKick-back art thou that thick?Death of the dimwitsBusinessman hits trainBusinessman hits trainHis veiled sex seeps through his management slothThe journey takes one hourAnd it’s a hexen hourHexen schoolHexen cursedHexen bowl boilsHexen rule explain the mood harmThe DDR scene Alpine pulloversAlpine give overYou can clutch at my toesYou…

  • Tempo House

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    Lyrics [ ]A serious man, in need of a definitive jobHe had drunk too much mandrake anthrax Pro-re, pro-re, oh Loron Tormented tots, with Burton weeping His idiot contactsPro-re, pro-rePro-re, pro-rePut your claim into Tempo House Go round there to Tempo HouseGo round and have a grousePut your claim into Tempo HouseRoll the chubby round…

  • I Feel Voxish

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    Lyrics Feel vox crisp!Offer, offer, it was not an unreasonable offerFeel vox crisp, that French getThe spikes he left in the bathroom And I never heard from him againOffer, offer, it was not an unreasonable offerBut it made me hungryFor victuals could not raise nor buy I feel voxish, stack-heeled Hari Krish Those disgusting vegan…

  • Smile

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    Lyrics Tight faded male arse”Decadence and anarchy”, he said, he smiledSomething to dance toA certain styleSmileSmile!Smile!Smiled!Meat animalsSmiled!SmiledPatchwork jacket from the top of his earsShavedRelation with fellow age group, and opposite birds Smiles!Wants anarchySmiledClub nerve and posesPhysical awarenessSmiles!Take the chicken runTake the chicken run to the toilet In the above, designed from above clubMakes ginger “Go…

  • Hotel Bloedel

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    Lyrics [Note: verses delivered by MES in bold, verses delivered by Brix in italics]And it’s painless sitting in subterraneaAncient reference to MesopotamiaAnd it’s quiet againHidden figments, surface nowRepetitious historyOne more time for the record2013 Vicksburg Confederate graves are uncoveredThrowing new light on this nineteenth century conflict, sparking off a repeatThese southern spectres were disease ridden,…

  • Garden

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    Lyrics The first god has in his gardenFrom the back looked like a household petWhen it twirled round was revealed to be a three-legged black grey hogSee what flows from his mushy penGardenGardenThat person is films on TV five years back at leastHe’s the young generation dancing troupeTry’na perform country and western(Do a dance here)Never…

  • Neighbourhood of Infinity

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    Lyrics Perverted By Language Man whose head:A, Knew about politburo facade behind “Kicker” C, Who stole cafe’s collection boxB, Who applied cut-up technique literally to himself E, Who wore a red scarf to remind him of his fiancéeG, And visitor esoteric Japanese says analyserMr Alastair touched off the tragedy”You can tell by the way… “H,…

  • Eat Y’Self Fitter

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    Lyrics I’m in the furniture tradeGot a new job todayCouldn’t stick the cretin on the number three latheWent down the town to a HM club The sign had a cross through a couple well-dressedThey looked at my coatThey looked at my hairAn Easy Rider coot grabbed the edge of my coatSaid, “You’re too smart for…

  • Solicitor in Studio

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    Lyrics Young dicks make TVGet ’em away from meYoung dicks make TVLoads of hairstyle idealsHere’s the other end of the taleHere’s the other end of the scaleLaw expert makes studioHe had waited so longPatrick Moore got a manifestoHe learned the words, “vid king” and “spontaneous”He learned the words, “analysis” and “through video”Solicitor in studio, if…

  • Detective Instinct

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    Lyrics You can tell by his fashion, that boy’s been in prisonDetective instinctDetective instinctAlways do itTwo thugs knocked down an old tree for an old lady’s whimDetective instinctThey were reasonable at first, it seemedDetective instinctDetective instinctA riptide of integrity, he was a blubbering heapHe should have served himself up, preferably in a restaurant with meat…

  • Room to Live

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    Lyrics Some people have stars for eyesSome people want eyes of starsThey’ve been like that for yearsThey’ve been like that for yearsI suspect they’re just if if ifI just want room to liveThere’s a new club in townPlenty of space to posy aroundIt was copy of the Peppermint LoungeI’ll stick around the centre always, even…

  • Hard Life in Country

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    Lyrics “Yeah, it’s like, its a bit sort of reedy, John, somehow, it’s weedy sort of…”It’s hard to live in the countryIn the present state of thingsYour body gets pulled right backYou get a terrible urge to drinkAt three a.m. the stick people recedeThe locals get up your noseAnd leather soles stick on cobblestonesIt’s hard…

  • Marquis Cha-Cha

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    Lyrics Marquis Cha-Cha!He can never go homeHe can never go homeStranded in South AmericaNothing to go home forJust another Brit in a barHernandez Fiendish comes over to meOffers a job as broadcasterThat’s how I came to be Marquis Cha-ChaHe can never go homeBut is OK by himThe generals have many enemiesAnd them I single outWhat…

  • Joker Hysterical Face

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    Lyrics They say nothing ever changesWhich is certainly true of the polyocracy The sweetest sound she had ever heard Was the whinging and crying due to the recessionIn fact, if you get up pretty close enough she had a joker hysterical faceHer back head’s full of skriking kidsThere’s no cure so find a case for…

  • And This Day

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    Lyrics EverywhereEverywhereEverywhereEverywhereAnd this dayNo matter what and never mind who fills baskets or who’s just thereYou show me the bloody poor boresYou show me the bloody poor boresAnd this dayAnd this daySurroundings are screaming on the roadsSurroundings are screaming on the roadsSo you even mistrust your own feelingsAnd this dayAnd this dayAnd this dayNo matter…

  • Iceland

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    Lyrics A plate steel object was firedAnd I did not feel for my compatriotsHated even the core of myselfNot a matter of ill healthIt was fear of weakness deep in core of myselfThe facts attainment was out of …Mounting orations[ ] populationsTo be humbled in IcelandSing of legend, sing of destructionWitness the last of the…

  • Who Makes the Nazis?

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    Lyrics Who makes the Nazis?Who makes the Nazis?I’ll tell your who makes the NazisAll the OsOeno SpermoTwo nine year oldArse-licking hate [ ] oldWho makes the Nazis?Bad Tele-VWho makes the Nazis?Balding smug faggotsIntellectual halfwitsAll the OsWho makes the Nazis?The Nazis are long hornLong horn breedLong horn, long horn breedLong horns, long horn breedWho makes the…

  • Winter

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    Lyrics Winter (Hostel-Maxi) Entrances uncoveredStreet signs you never sawAll entrances deliveredCourtesy winterEntrances uncoveredStreet signs you never sawAll entrances deliveredCourtesy winterEntrances uncoveredStreet signs you never sawYou got Mani in the libraryWorking off his hangover 3:30You get the spleen at 3:15But it’s 3:13The mad kid walked left side south side towards meHe was about sevenHis mother was…

  • Mere Pseud Mag. Ed.

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    Lyrics Hex Enduction Hour His heart organ was where it should beHis brain was in his arseHis hand was well out of his pocketHis psyche’s in the hearthHad a beard which was weirdSome time ago, heard Ramones in eighty-oneHas a Spanish guitarReal ale, curry as well – sophisticate!Spanish guitar doesn’t get far in computer teaching…

  • Fortress

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    Lyrics “Spare a little grease, spare a little grease…” “And today, here on the vitamin B glandular show…” Two hours with four left-wing kidsI spent time in Nazi fortressMuch discussion in room C-H-1-O-C-H-11 I did not understand whyI could not accept the fact that I’d accepted the contractMuch discussion in this institutionMuch discussion in boiled…

  • Hip Priest

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    Lyrics He is not appreciatedHe is not appreciatedHe is not appreciatedDrink the long draught, Dan, for the hip priestI said drink the long draught, Dan, for the hip priest!He is not appreciatedHe is not appreciatedWhite collar hits motorway servicesIt’s the hip priestFrom the eyes he can see, they know it’s the hip priestHe is not…

  • Jawbone and the Air-Rifle

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    Lyrics The rabbit-killer left his home for the clough And said goodbye to his infertile spouse Carried air-rifle and firm stock of woodCarried night-sight telescope lightA cemetery overlooked clough valley of mudAnd the grave-keeper was out on his roundsYellow white shirt buried in duffel coat hood Keeping edges out with mosaic colour stonesJawbone and the…

  • The Classical

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    Lyrics There is no culture is my bragYour taste for bullshit reveals a lust for a form of officeThis is the home of the vain!This is the home of the vain!Where are the obligatory niggers? Hey there fuckface!Hey there fuckface!There are twelve people in the world, the rest are pasteThis is the home of the…

  • Leave the Capitol

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    Lyrics The tables covered in beerShowbiz whines, minute detail Hand on the shoulder in Leicester Square It’s vaudeville pub back room dusty pictures of white frocked girls and music teachersThe bed’s too cleanWater’s poisonous for the systemAnd you know in your brainLeave the capitol!Exit this Roman shell! Then you know you must leave the capitolStraight…

  • Slates, Slags, Etc.

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    Lyrics Here’s the definitive rantSlates drive me batsTherefore I say, “hey slates, give us a break”Male slags, slags, slates and tapes Everything’s strained by the StatesThey are the grey ones of our state I relate Male slags, slags, slates and tapesMale slates, slags, slates and tapesMale slags, slags, slates and tapesAnd slates, break hard, break…

  • Fit and Working Again

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    Lyrics I’m fit and working againWalk down the road in the sunI make a path through a forty strong gangBut I’m fit and working againMy sick, think I’ve seen the tail endI’m fit and working againI used to hang like a chandelierMy lungs encrusted in bloodBut the flex is now cut clearI’m fit and working,…

  • Prole Art Threat

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    Lyrics Pink press threat!I’m riding third class on a one class trainI’m set at nought like a Wimpey crane I’m a pink prole threatGet out the pink press threat file and um brrrptzzap the subjectIt’s de-louse, recluse timeWhen I get to the safe houseHanging rhymeHang this crummy blitz trad by its neckPink press threatI escaped…

  • An Older Lover Etc.

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    Lyrics You’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou’d better take an older loverYou soon get tired of herTo take an older lover Get ready for old stories of teenage sex from the early sixtiesUnder coverBehind office…

  • Middle Mass

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    Lyrics The evil is not in extremesIt’s in the aftermathThe middle mass After the factVulturous in the aftermathSummer close season A quiet dope and cider manBut during the seasonHard drugs and cider matesThe boy is like a tape loopThe boy is like a uh uhNot much contactDrinking, the men waitThey are set at noughtBecause cripple…

  • The N.W.R.A.

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    Lyrics When it happened we walked through all the estates, from Manchester right to NewcastleIn Darlington, helped a large man on his own chase off some kids who were chucking bricks and stuff through his flat windowShe had a way with people like thatHe cussed us and we moved on”Junior Choice” played one morningThe song…

  • Gramme Friday

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    Lyrics The people I likeThe people I like liveThe people I like live in kitchens and hallsI can’t reach a decision on thisCan I come back to you on this?Hitler lost his nerve on itDoctor Morell prescribed it well It’s fast debts I am Robinson Speedo and this is my Gramme FridaySkin drops slow to…

  • W.M.C.-Blob 59

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    Lyrics Right we’ll go hereWhere is he?Just been to the park Not the pub, the park Go onWe too do not recognise the M.U. We come with our hands open in fiendshipWe can lead you to proletariat visions of posterityW.M.C.!The social alternative was incredibly frequentWe come with our hands open in fiendshipWe can lead you…

  • Impression of J. Temperance

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    Lyrics Hate wide for dog breeder in the town of the portA never seen dog breederThis is the tale of his replicaName was J TemperanceOnly two did not hate himBecause peasants fear local indifferencePet shop and the vet, CameronOne night, vet is called out from his overpaid leisure To Temperance householdDelivered, ran out, and phoned…

  • C’n’C-S.Mithering

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    Lyrics Three daysThree monthsThree daysThree monthsA treatiseA treatiseTo explain theseFirst was cash’n’carry house danceIn Lancashire there, ehIn King Nat Ltd empireKwik-Save is thereThe scene started hereThen was AmericaThen was AmericaWe went thereBig A&M Herb was there His offices had fresh airBut his rota was mediocreU.S. dirge, rock ‘n’ pop filthTheir material’s filchedAnd the secret of…

  • The Container Drivers

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    Lyrics Net cap of five eight thousand poundsThey sweat on their way downGrey port with customs bastardsHang around like clowns The uh uh containers and their driversUh uh containers and their driversUh uh containers and their driversBad indigestionBad bowel retentionSpeed for their wagesSuntan, torn shirt sleevesSuntan, torn shirt sleevesUh containers and their driversUh uh containers…

  • In The Park

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    Lyrics Night though I do not sleepI dream of the park up the roadI open the bushes, a couple of loversTrying to be lust rockersAnd although my spouse is in the other roomI think we can do it hereYes, uh, and she makes me payFor every girl I have the guts to look atAnyway here,…

  • New Face in Hell

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    Lyrics Wireless enthusiast intercepts Government secret radio band and uncovers secrets and scandals of deceitful type proportionsAghast, goes next door to his neighbour, secretly excited as aforementioned was a hunter who radio enthusiast wanted friendship and favour ofA new face in hell!Nearly a new face in hell!A muscular, thick-skinned, slit-eyed neighbour is at the table,…

  • English Scheme

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    Lyrics O’er grassy dale, and lowland sceneCome see, come hear, the English schemeThe lower class want brass, bad chests, scrounge fagsThe clever ones tend to emigrateLike your psychotic big brother who left homeFor jobs in Holland, Munich, RomeHe’s thick but he struck it rich, switchThe commune crap, camp bop, middle class, flip-flopGuess that’s why they…

  • Pay Your Rates

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    Lyrics Pay your ratesPay your water ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesIf your rate’s too highWrite a snotty letterIf your rate’s too highPut your life on this bit of paperAdvice on ratesAdvice on ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesPay your ratesPay your water ratesIf your rate’s too highYou’d better sign this letterIf you don’t pay…

  • Muzorewi’s Daughter

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    Lyrics Get that spot, put it in the pot for me’Cos I’m Muzorewi’s daughterI’m Muzorewi’s daughterI’m Muzorewi’s daughterI’m Muzorewi’s daughterI was Muzorewi’s daughterI’ve been in the pot too longToo hot in the pot too longI’m Muzorewi’s daughterMuzorewi’s daughterAfrika Korps loveGentle laws loveI’m Muzorewi’s daughterLeft-wing hot propertiesOut of the closet and she runsMuzorewi’s daughterI’m Muzorewi’s daughterI’m…

  • Psykick Dancehall

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    Lyrics Psykick Dancehall Is there anybody there?Yeah!Rock Rock Rock Rock RockRock Rock Rock Rock RockRock Rock Rock Rock RockRocky! Rocky!Is quester psykick dancehallGet aboard for ESP medium discordMy garden is made of stoneThere’s a computer centre over the roadI saw a monster on the roofIts colours glowed on the roofRound the corner is quester psykick…

  • Put Away

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    Lyrics Album Version Ba da ba da ba da ba da!Late twentieth century was late and just said “yes” or “no”And was mistaken for sarcasm, even belligerentNoun, ‘to fight’Putting me away but I’ll be back somedayPutting me away but I’ll be back somedayPrisoner for a year and a dayPutting me away but I’ll be back…

  • Like to Blow

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    Credits: Mark E. Smith / Martin Bramah. First appearance on record: Live at the Witch Trials (1979). Last known performance: Stowaway Club, Newport, Wales, 4 April 1979.

  • Quit iPhone

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    Lyrics And the letters that you wrote me, ohShowsI wish I wasI wish I was at homeI’m homeIt was aloneI just couldn’t hear the phoneQuit making the foamMy eye muscle is bright In the lightOf Dis-FranchiseWhy don’t you leave it alone?Why just can’t you quit that iPhone?iPhone?Why don’t you just quit iPhone?Just quit your phone,…

  • Fibre Book Troll

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    Lyrics Modeselektion Vol. 03 By the third rowsThey decided six pounds of apple may be sufficientI tried to buy an apple for ten centsNo matterWhen will I find my book friends?I get no help from online somethingOr online summatI need a Facebook trollIn fight againstIn fight against the mustardWhen I smile, I’ve gained friendHe says…

  • Pledge!

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    Lyrics Pledge your mindIn the time of defeatIn the time of diseaseTime of disease Only carry onPledge, spendGo see Josie WhiteWhen the fuckers went to people for moneyIt meant PledgeWhen the workers asked Nellie for moneyShe says “Pledge! Pledge!”And the workers ask Nellie for moneyShe says “And, Pledge! Pledge! Pledge!”When workers went to Nellie for…

  • Auto Chip 2014-2016

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    Lyrics Suffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingSuffering away ay aySufferingTwo oh one four!Suffering away ay aySuffering away ay aySufferingSufferingSufferingSufferingTwo oh one fourHe sees life through a cracked chipHe sees life through a twenty fourteen chipInternal medicineHow bad English musicianTwo oh one four descendingHow bad are English musiciansHe sees life through a…