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Inferior Product Man
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Lyrics An inferior product mixAn inferior product manJust over two thirds the priceI’m proud of itI’m proud of itInferior product manInferior product mixThey call me “mad head”Don’t you ever forget itI’m a type of guyWho knows what is on CDHow dare they lecture meOn turning rubbish outWhile showering themselvesOut of existenceInferior product manInferior product mixCall…
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Smith and Mark
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Lyrics Totale will not be captured, never!His spectre of knowledgeCannot be encapsulatedWithin the confines of its two bit skinRemember Culloden!The workmen yellow-fettered Appear at the openings of upmarket shops and streetsTheir earrings dangling merrilyWith drills that batterMeanwhile estates battle the pavementsSilence, you smoker!You hedonic imbecileSilence, you smoker! How old is he,The guy with the video…
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Exploding Chimney
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Lyrics Got rat poison in my workshop in my vicinityI’ve got rat poison in my vicinityAnd I’m beyond redemptionAnd my chimney is explodingMy chimney is explodingListen to me nowHerpes, scabies and AIDS, kidsBelieve me kids I’ve been through it allYou’ve gotta believe me kidsI’ve been through it allUniversal Wax SolventAnd my chimney is explodingMy chimney…
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Senior Twilight Stock Replacer
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Lyrics Senior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock Replacer Senior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerTime to wonderBury zero seven seven Fifty-eightDriver BReleased AlbionLate to reclaimSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSeeSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerS.N.I.P. To think about more plantsAnd more time to wonder where more gas and food is coming fromSenior Twilight Stock ReplacerSenior Twilight…
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Is This New
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Lyrics It was something likeJudge and juryOr Jeremy Kyle Nobody knewBut still it was elusiveAnd though they pursuedMr J Archer as he separated everywhere They knew Dot was his mum But still they went on searching and searchingI was provokedIt was not in accord with any known lawLaughing in the middleTime blenders all of themThe…
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Latch Key Kid
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Lyrics Goin’ around, doin’ the townGoin’ around, doin’ the townGuv’ner o’ LeipzigHere I like to relax with tobacco and sugarAnd sugar The people took centuriesMany people died to beTo bring with sugar to this [ ] ?Stress universal hatred I’m a latch key kidTwo plus one I’m a latch key kidI’m a latch key kidI’m…
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Tommy Shooter
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Lyrics I got news for youI got news for you my friendTo which you will have to attendReduce your knees to noodlesYour Doberman Pinschers to poodlesTommy shooter Painting yellow flowersSorry after blowing her awayTommy shooterSee the clouds are darkening with wings of chickensThey’re coming home to roost I tell you my friendPinschers to poodlesChickens coming…
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Can Can Summer
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Lyrics The town is anti- lifeTime to change backThe town is anti- lifeTime to change backTime to change backTurn the radio offCatch up, change backYou are no dogStop twitchingMy boss he has the imagination of a gnatNo shard upNo yard upSlowly cookingCatch up, change backYou are no dogI’m shoutingNo shard upNo yard upSlowly cookingCatch up,…
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Taurig
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Lyrics Britannia Row Recordings MES:BoughtWatchHolographicPlasticMulticolouredImperial watchImperial stackEleni:One side of my face is laughingThe other side of my face is laughingYou signed your words when I was sleepingYou stole my title and you’re dreamingMES:The title was takenOnly one givenNo need to knowIt’s too lateI need it backI need it backEleni:One side of my face is laughingThe…
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Strangetown
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Lyrics Strange Town (T.S. McPhee, Groundhogs) This is a strange town, people here round don’t have no funI’ve been here two years, I’ve been looking round but I ain’t found noneIt seems that all they care about is pointing people outSaying stupid things like, “get the lice out your hair”I don’t believe these people, spend…
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I’ve Been Duped
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Lyrics I’ve been dupedWar at home, no real footageJust you kids in their bedroomWar at home, watching vidsEdwardians In Colour on Every time there’s orange on TVThe brass are saying good news to me Every time there’s orange on TVThe brass are saying good news to me(I’ve been duped)I’ve been duped(I’ve been duped)I’ve been dupedWorld…
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50 Year Old Man
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Lyrics Computer doesn’t work for meI had a Sinclair back in 1983OL2QU pre-warrantyAnd don’t forget he’s still up to it, that Steve AlbiniHe’s in collusion with Virgin Trains against meI’m a fifty year old manI’m a fifty year old manBut it won’t get meGo down Manchester townCan’t navigate itThe club scene, manYou can’t compare with…
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Wolf Kidult Man
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Lyrics Reputation is goneYou’re in the clear, boyEvery day of your lifeYou persevere, boyWolf kidult manWolf kidult sonWhere is your mum?Your power is goneEvery moment of truth is here to staySomewhere up in your earYou’re babbling, franticWolf kidult manWolf kidult sonWhere is your mum?Your power is goneYou start to walkWhere are you going?Going to a…
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Alton Towers
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Lyrics GreyDecline in excelsis And the waves through the slits in San Rocco look very differentAnd are no longer any way sublimeHow to get outHow to stay thinThe spawn of J “Loaded” Brown and L Laverne crawl around The crows look very different todayAnd the crows are not reflecting any form of quality at all…
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Outro [RPTLC]
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Systematic Abuse
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Lyrics So many people, it is the sameThe valleys open up, it is the sameGet a potato out, it is the sameWhen I open the mail, it’s the same gameLyrics on TV sound like this to meWhen I get a potato out, it is the sameWhen I open the mail, it is the sameNothing you…
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The Bad Stuff
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Scenario
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Lyrics The pals of my childhood daysPal of my childhood daysYou taught me in worldly waysI was a baby, meEverything for meI stole the gold from your hairWho put the shaven threads there?I don’t know any way to repayMy pal of my childhoodOr find my pals of my childhood daysIt doesn’t get me highIt only…
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The Wright Stuff
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Lyrics Doo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooThat boy certainly transferred himself from the footballer beforeYou’d hardly recognise himAs a child, everywhere he went probably people would sayDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooDoo doo doo dooIt was symbolic to a pointBut nowadays, eccentric lad who…
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The Usher
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Lyrics The promiseThey portioned to promiseThey portioned to promiseTale of “The Usher”A, No violenceB, Ultimate sorrynessC, A mutual respect for all in the businessThe reformation is comingIt is coming fastlyAndE, An even cash flow – this, this cannot be under-ratedE, Cut down on rhythm machines and have more guitars and minidisks, etcF, Treat PR, security…
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Coach and Horses
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Lyrics I looked through the 1860s window paneI see coaches and horses moving around in the slashing rainNo funCoaches and horses movin’ aroundCoaches and horses movin’ aroundI go down and swear in every innI need the enter no service for youI swearThe coaches and horses move aroundI followed it into the lake for deliveryCoaches and…
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My Door is Never
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Lyrics My door is always openMy door is always openMy door is always open to youMy door is always openMy door is always openMy door is always open to youThe night to self with the shoulder touchAroma for the duvet you slept in No, not never, no dayWill I prove my nerve to youOr impress…
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Insult Song
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Lyrics White Line FeverI got it off the children of Captain BeefheartThey’d been locked in the forest for many yearsThey could not help itThey were retards from the Los Angeles district There was TimThere was Tim TwoThere was RobThere was Dave the EagleAnd the mad Greek woman, the HydraIt was White Line FeverOver and over…
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White Line Fever
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Lyrics Merle Haggard White line feverA sickness born down deep within my soulWhite line feverThe years keep flying by like the highline polesThe wrinkles in my forehead show the miles I’ve put behind meThey continue to remind how fast I’m growing oldGuess I’ll die with this fever in my soulI wonder just what makes a…
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Fall Sound
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Lyrics DrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrDrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrWoken up to Fall sound And you’ve just split up with your long-legged rap chickOn Fall sound, this is itCos your daddy had a stroke in the tubTook the funds out of your bank balanceFall sound!I’ve seen POW’s less hysterical than youOnly water passes my lipsOnly beer passes my throat, hit it!The guitars need…
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Reformation!
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Lyrics Black RiverFall MotelCheese State TLC Back eighty-oneRepeatUnderneathBlack RiverBlack RiverFall MotelCheese StateReformationO six seven hoursO six seven hoursBlack RiverFall MotelTilesGoldfish bowl Blimp T F TraitorPostArseReformation post- TLCLoveDeafen mitte unsArbeit mitte uns Arbeit mitte unsReformationEx eighty-oneReformationEx 2007Reformation post- TLCReformationBlack RiverFall MotelDrum rollLook rightGoReformationArbeit mitte unsArbeit mitte unsThis is what it’ll sound likeThis is what it sound…
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Over! Over!
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Lyrics Ha ha ha ha ha ha!I think it’s over now, I think it’s endingI think it’s over now, I think it’s beginning(I don’t love you and I never did)A seven year cycle seems to happen every day (I don’t love you and I never did)I walk up the hill and then descend in every…
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Trust in Me
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Lyrics [Kenny Cummings:]Verdant is your superlative The storyYou can talk to me in all confidentialityTrust in me, I am Doctor Me[Phil Schuster:]After you’ve left the surgery, don’t you worry I will come around to your house for tea[Ding:]Trust in me, Doctor Me[Billy Pavone:]Messengers enjoy being given gifts every three months[Kenny Cummings:]If you need an x-ray…
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Breaking the Rules
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Lyrics I was trying to break the rulesLife is a dream, so it seemsFlash your picture in a magazineLook who’s passing in a limousineLook who’s a falling starAn ancient story, an innocent fool He broke his mind trying to break the rulesI waste my time trying to b b b b break the rulesBuild up…
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Early Days of Channel Führer
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Lyrics The snow is all around, is all aroundLike my hands, like my handsThe snow is all around, like my handsIt is also …And the white brushes against meIn his roomAnd the man who brushes against me in the un- Vienna midweek is shaking(Where’s all the choccies gone? Where’s all the choccies gone?)No coffee for…
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Clasp Hands
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Lyrics Peel Session version We’re going down to SkagaströndN.Y.C.And God put it hereClasp handsWell, I went out the night before lastI saw a queue outsideClasp handsAnd they didI was empoweredAnd the empowerment made me gentle in my baldnessI was so gladIt was part of the job club Fulfilled, I wasOver the death march of the…
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Youwanner
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Lyrics There’s always work in progressYou’re always in work in progressI coulda had a lifeCoulda had a wife, he saidBut there’s always someone round meNot herYou wannerAlways someone around meNot herAlways someone around meBut it’s not herAnd you say, “I’ve never felt like this With anyone else”So you moan all dayYou’re a moanerYou wannerYou wannerYou…
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Bo Demmick
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Lyrics Bo Doodak (I Can Hear the Grass Grow) Moderninity, what is it?A CD you hold in your handModerninity, what is it?A CD you hold in your hand is made by a left-sided brainModerninity, what is it?Wrong cityWrong cityWrong cityWrong cityAnd CD you hold in your hand was made by a left-sided mindWrong cityWrong cityWrong…
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I Can Hear the Grass Grow
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Lyrics The Move (Roy Wood) See the people all in lineWhat’s makin’ them look at meCan’t imagine that their mindsAre thinkin’ the same as meI can hear the grass grow I can hear the grass growI see rainbows in the eveningMy head’s attracted toA magnetic wave of soundWith the streams of coloured circlesMakin’ their way…
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Blindness
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Lyrics Peel Session version And all humansCavalry or CalvaryAnd not a drop of water or paper, or paperJ.W. said, “walking bass, walking bass” Don’t forget, don’t forgetYou expected Aristotle OnassisBut instead you got Mr James Fennings from Prestwick, in Cumbria Down!Do you? The flat is evil, full of cavalry and CalvaryHis first appearance was on…
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Assume
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Lyrics YesYeahShall we have a little go at one [ ] It’s a weird new language innit?It’s it’s the hunesIt’s the huneThe hoons that took over from the hunesSeven productions, they assumedSeventh of them were Hume’s Three placesOr I digestIf you are a HumeYou assume They move through the nightAt the skyNo destinationThey are HumesIf…
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Midnight in Aspen
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Lyrics Midnight in Aspen The fog sticks around as if he were onSo it goes higher and higherTill the lastEven chain on jeep is boredHyphenAspenUtah Ice melting over JehovahFreedom of self-doubtSix p.m.RisingHe aims the highest bestest powered rifle at the stars Orion It bounces off the satelliteHe was lucky this weekMidnight Aspen Reprise At the…
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What About Us?
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Lyrics Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba baWell, leg-end livingWe are living leg-endsThe living leg-endI am a rabbit from East Germany I was very happyAnd I could get anything I wantI was so oh happyThen I moved to North BritainI became an immigrantI could frolic around all night, in the green grassI…
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Pacifying Joint
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Lyrics I’m only nineteen, I hit the streetI was looking for a pacifying jointPacifying joint we carelessly madePacifying jointOr a place where nice people should meetPacifying jointThe picture is of the widow of Windsor Or any of their sons and daughtersPacifying jointPacifying jointPacifying jointPacifying jointPacifying joint with carrots and meatPacifying jointOr a place where nice…
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Ride Away
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Lyrics As we travel through hill and valleyRidin’ away, don’t know what you do when you accuse meYou’re talking about yourselfYou think you’re a giantYou think you’re a nothing, hey hey(You drive them away)(You drive them away)You spread lies and discontent I wish you could see yourselfYou drive them awayThrough hill and valleyRidin’, ridin’, ridin’,…
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Where’s The Fuckin Taxi? Cunt
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Transcript Me arms me head me arm’s up above me head look at me eyes do you think I’d would you liesLook at me eyes manI don’t have any drink in the our house about a third of a bottle of [ ] wine [ ] mine [ ] had this the other week you…
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Enigrammatic Dream
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Lyrics Modernity, moderninity, Water Lane 01715599 Dream sat may tents and tomatoes at Blackpool where Jimmy Bloomfield has been brought back to host jousts in moderninityOne of the many football grounds that have been converted to hold this revived sportFrom today and forthwith, jousts at moderninityJoust in moderninityCharred landscape, watching the female bouts at the…
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New Formation Sermon
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Lyrics In the sandThe beach, the arms outstretchedFearsome waist, elbows in triangleThe bracing chill of the market is no friendLike pictures of yours from the fiftiesOne foot two twelve two three four full tripDip walkWalk side sand trip skip skid crackIn sandIt’s a different frightMany become a rabbit in the headlightsAnd though the chill brings…
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(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas
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Lyrics Christmas time, no bells aroundChristmas time, muffled and knocked downChristmas time(Da da da da da da da da da da da)All the family is in the house todayHow I wish I had never gone awayI see Christ’s blood on the streetSomething here is the wrong way roundAhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh (Da da da da da da…
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Mad Mock Goth
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Lyrics Mod Mock Goth (Interim) XXXX (We Are) Mod Mock Goth Take Viagra, go to Camber Sands Our shirts are well out of our pantsMod mock gothAll week we work for daytime TVWhen we laugh we say, “tee hee hee”We are mod mock rock gothsWe’re twenty-nine, going on forty-nineWe get groups up before half nineIn…
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(We Are) Mod Mock Goth
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Lyrics Mod Mock Goth (Interim) We take Viagra, and go to Camber SandsOur shirts are well out of our pantsWe are mod mock gothMod mock gothAll week we work inAll week we work for daytime TVWhen we laugh we say “tee hee hee”We are mod mock gothsRound the worldLook out, baby!We are mod mock gothAround…
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Portugal
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Lyrics For the recordI have only had two conversations with youFor the recordHe would be paid more than he had, in fact, asked forFor the recordNo real arrangements were madeFor the recordVery standard industry procedureFor the recordYou were abusiveFor the recordWay beyond what anybody should have to reasonably deal withFirstly, may I take this opportunity…
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Recovery Kit
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Lyrics Country on the Click How can you leave your house and your landHow can you leave your new gilded landOh, father (Oh, father)How can you curve your hands for a kissHow can you leave your moneyed soul?How can you leave your new minted land?Oh, father (oh, father)How can you curve your hands for a…
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Proteinprotection
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Lyrics No protein protection in self-enforced exileDoes everybody talk about the same things all the time?All the timeDoppel-thingy The chimney is the chief can kick and jump out of the mess Out of the massesAny timeAny timeAny time There is something to believe inNo Hubbard or husbandry or freedom or the holy terror AbstractionYou know…