Author: dannyno
Das Vulture Ans Ein Nutter-Wain
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Lyrics Das Vulture Ans Das Nutter-WainDas Vulture Ans Das Nutter-WainLa la la la la laDas Vulture Ans Das Nutter Ein WainVulture Ans Das Nutter-WainVulture Ans Das Nutter Ein WainJester, jester, parson’s prayerSo few and far betweenDown and outCarrion clown Paint your face, and close your mouthVulture Ein das NutterLa la la la la laVultureDas Vulture…
D.I.Y. Meat
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Lyrics The minute I get out of my tentMy garden is covered with cement, the minute I wentAnd Radio One blasting outsideAsteriskTwixt light and darkHe said I’m a handymanHe was a handymanHe was a handymanHe was a handymanI said what you doing round that grave?Said I’m a handymanI saw you chatting to my wifeBetween the…
Interlude/Chilinism
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Chilinist
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The Chiselers
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Lyrics The Chiselers XXXX Interlude/Chilinism The chiselersHe is desperatePassed onThe ninth richest, bar none The chiselersHe is shortThey are shortThe Stones are shortMr Grumbly, with a white Ferrari, is shortGiving you hard looks(Dry hump, in the hip club)In the long long Yeltsin days Get in touchThey’re skintRelocation due for the chiseler(Dry hump, in the hip…
Pine Leaves
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Lyrics “They gave their lives during the occupation arranged at the end of Japan””It was not a concentration camp””Annihilation””A million dead here””Annihilation”And still we believeAs ghost presenceHow does it show a dreamAs ghostsDecideI’ve heard the sameHow does this end(One hundred thousand people perished there)(Annihilation)(Annihilation)They come from(It was not a concentration camp)They come from verdant Albion(It…
North West Fashion Show
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Lyrics Hugh McSheepshagger from BoltonIt is Hugh McSheepshagger from BoltonIt is Hugh McSheepshagger from BoltonNext up, Mr A Ordinary from WhitefieldIt is Hugh McSheepshagger from BoltonNext up, Mr A Ordinary from WhitefieldIt is Hugh McSheepshagger from BoltonJudy’s bastard offspringWe have Richard and Judy’s bastard offspringBaseball cap … Baseball cap reversedThen we have Richard and Judy’s…
One Day
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Lyrics When I first met you you didn’t go anywhere’Cept for the drama corporation of co-op theatreSkirting from a course, bovver boots on Vacuum breath equals we never close But one day you’ll find out that you lost a good manAnd one day you wake up and find you lost a good manTransparent or notYou’ll…
Bonkers in Phoenix
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Lyrics Vocalist: MES:Bonkers at PhoenixBonkers at PhoenixBonkers at PhoenixVocalist: Brix:Veins on leavesA cat of kings A mouthful of seed A strand of beadsAn hour of lustA bucket of trustIt’s time to restMy shiny thingsPull them offPull them offPull them off of meLittle one, please don’t cryShiny things you just can’t buyLittle one, please don’t cryShiny…
The Aphid
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Lyrics And who can ever forget this one?Six times parkingSix, fourForm bar and sixForm a box-lineThe aphidThe aphidBend downScratch around the carpet for insectGet hook clampStand upGel frame Put insect in a jarThe aphidWalk back two, three and fourStop for a restGo back to scratchThe aphidHook clampGo back downScratch around the floorTake hook clamp and…
I’m Not Satisfied
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Lyrics Frank Zappa XXXX The Fall YeahYeahGot no place to goI’m tired of walking up and down the street all by myselfNo love left for me to giveI try and try but no-one wants me the way I amWhy should I pretend I like to roam from door to doorMaybe I’ll just kill myself, I…
Pearl City
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Lyrics In Pearl City Pearl CityNo-one knows and no-one cares about your world of stocks and sharesI don’t need no riding cropI don’t need no roundabout stopYou’re welcome to Pearl CitySee the bankBright white training shoeOld coots retired earlyIn Pearl CityIn Pearl CityCappuccino and a slice of quicheIt’s salad for the new educated teachEverything is…
Feeling Numb
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Lyrics Numb at the Lodge (Peel Session version) XXXX Feeling Numb Post- festivities, I’m feeling numb nowFrom remedies and ProzacI’m kinda two-toneI’m feeling numb nowI’m feeling numbI’m feeling numb nowI’m feeling numbProzacDon’t touch that phone dialStick with kindredWelcome in, I’m on automationAnd family is cerebral causticI’m feeling numb nowI’m feeling numbI’m feeling numb I’m feeling…
Rainmaster
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Lyrics TV man’s tarantulaTV manTV manTV manTV manRainmasterRainmasterCopycats this and thatWhat about copycat familiarsAnd miserable witchesRainmakerChanges all rainTV manTv manTv manTv manRainmasterRainmasterFlorida wildlife is under constant threatRainmasterTV manCurserer of blights once too oftenIn the ridiculous muggy envelope stainedGoin’, you sorry fuckTV manTV manTV manTV manRainmaster in BelgiqueRainmaster in Basingstoke’s portaphone trafficMaurique assistant crap in hermitageRainmaster…
Don’t Call Me Darling
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Lyrics Don’t call me darlingDon’t call me darlingHarbouring on itHates thisWants thisShe hates thisDon’t call me darlingDon’t call me darlingDon’t call me darlingDon’t call me darlingThe long black hair of wretched bluebottleDarting all over to no availI got zero toleranceMy head full I’ll pack a wool swabDon’t call me darlingDon’t call me darlingDon’t call me…
The Joke
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Lyrics Go back, go back to your diseased (hup!) control roomDon’t be, don’t be nice about it, just spit it backWhy don’t, ward off, why don’t you be mature about it in your grey raincoatOff ward, ward offThe jokeViolent food descends over you, huhOff ward, ward offThe jokeWard off, off wardThe jokeThe joke, five years…
Shut Up!
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Lyrics The Monks XXXX The Fall Lil lil lil lil lil lil loo hooLil lil lil lil lil lil loo hooWow wow wow wowWow wow wow wowWow wow wow wow (Got a reason to laugh)Shut up, don’t cryWow wow wow wow (Got a reason to cry)Shut up, don’t cry(World is so worried)(World is so worried)Shut…
Junk Man
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Lyrics The Groundhogs XXXX The Fall Nah nah nah nahNah nah nah nahNah nah nah nah nahTolerance is not a virtueJunk man, lend a handHelp me clear this trackLight a match, burn it upTurn it into ashJunk man, lend a handHelp me clear this crapLight a match, turn it upTurn it into ashGive me back…
You’re Not Up To Much
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Lyrics Not up to muchNot up to muchShe’s imitativeHer mind’s in piecesShe says we can’t all liveHer mind is in piecesShe says we can’t all live in semi-detached housesShe’s OedipusShe gets the checkFor car taxShe is OedipusShe gets the checkFor car taxWith barely a muttered thanksToo much Warehouse shop Too many fancy hatsClothes imitationA body…
Middle Class Revolt!
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Lyrics Middle Class Revolt Everything you see you wantGo to clubsMiddle class revoltMiddle class revoltPut it downPut it downHe wants Homestyle Sublimates the envy to C2sBump into each other and joltD2s, D1s, bump into each other and jolt A middle class revoltCalorificA middle class revoltA middle class revoltEverything you seeMiddle class revoltGo to clubsCrashing into…
Surmount All Obstacles
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Lyrics You must retreat into mysticism to find an originationLocate the base enclaveSurmount all obstaclesSurmount all obstaclesHeinz is guiltyHe says “Look, I let the shot go by accident … I’m a black belt” His face is full of xxxx, cruelty, guiltBlue-eyed, a caring sharing manEmbarrass them into extinctionMust he retreat into mysticism, or locate the…
M5#1
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Lyrics You’ll never see me try to raise CainYou’ll never see me wear a suit of greenThere’s a slip road up right aheadLeading to the agragarian But I’m city born and bredToo many car fumes in my headJust a well-read punk peasantBut you’d think a country man would understandThe devil makes work for idle handsM5…
The Reckoning
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Lyrics I phoned you up from DallasBut your heart was still in marbleAnd your head was reckoningYour friends are dis-compos-mentis And like most in leather jackets are covetingReckoningReckoningAnd you’re sleeping with some hippy halfwit who thinks he’s Mr Mark Smith ReckoningBeckoningReckoningReckoningI’m left alone in Europe consulting an atlasWanderingWanderingAnd it’s evil that you spark offIn disguise…
City Dweller
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Lyrics Dictum – message of the Euro-boreRandomIt’s a good life, bowing to the tyrant NoneChristian gang chants sweetRegionalKeep your head down for the moment(That now suit is now in bucketIt’s a good life, Europe)Avoid the dismantledAll heads stuck in bloody plant potsAll looking at themForgetting the endless drive against natureCity dwellerMust we base ourselves again…
The $500 Bottle Of Wine
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Lyrics A five hundred dollar bottle of wineA five hundred dollar bottle of wineA five hundred dollar bottle of wineThat’s all we get for being with him all the time I give them a five hundred bottle of wineThat’s all they get most of the timeA five hundred dollar bottle of wineA five hundred dollar…
Hey! Student
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Lyrics When I’m walking down the street it’s always you I seem to meetLong hair down and sneakers on your feetAnd write your letters to the Evening News I clench my fist and sing this tuneI said hey student, hey student, hey student, you’re gonna get it through the headI said hey student, hey student,…
Hey! Fascist
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Lyrics When I’m walking down the streetIt’s always you I seem to meetCar coat on and steel boots on your feet And write your letters to the Evening News I pick up a knife and sing this tuneIt goes, Hey fascist! Hey fascist! Hey fascist!You’re gonna get it through the headI said Hey fascist! Hey…
Behind the Counter (Remix)
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Lyrics They’re always hitting on meBut I’m getting thin from waiting onThey just want me to be behind the counterBehind the counterBehind the counterThe hen centre was always picking on meThere they are tucking in all over shopGot no time for dinner or teaBehind the counterEvery car I see is always picking on meThey take…
Happy Holiday
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Lyrics Έλα να δεις και ν’ ακούσεις το Εγγλέζικο σχέδιοΗ εργατική τάξη θέλει λεφτά, κακιά υγεία, ζητάνε τσιγάραΟι σοφοί άνθρωποι ξενιτεύονται σε άλλες πόλειςΣα το μεγάλο σου αδελφόHappy holidayHappy holidayGet awayWell cruised pseudsMuchos queues on cyclesEurope aroundKeeping down figuresHave you ever wondered, coots, what your retirement’s brought unto the people?Happy holidayGrecian, a small town outside…
M5
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Lyrics You’ll never see me try to raise CainYou’ll never see me wear a suit of greenThere’s a slip road up right aheadLeading to the agragarian But I’m city born and bredToo many car fumes in my headJust a well-read punk peasantBut you’d think a country man would understandThe devil makes work for idle handsM5…
Cab Driver
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Cab Driver/City Dweller
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Lyrics Cab Driver City Dweller Dictum – message of the Euro-boreRandomIt’s a good life, bowing to the tyrant NoneChristian gang chants sweetRegionalKeep your head down for the moment(That now suit is now in bucketIt’s a good life, Europe)Avoid the dismantledAll heads stuck in bloody plant potsAll looking at themForgetting the endless drive against natureCity dwellerMust…
War
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Originally recorded by Henry Cow/Slapp Happy, appearing on “In Praise of Learning” (1975). Credits: Anthony Moore (music); Peter Blegvad (lyrics).
Behind the Counter
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Lyrics They’re always hitting on meBut I’m getting thin from waiting onThey just want me to be behind the counterBehind the counterBehind the counterThe hen centre was always picking on meThere they are tucking in all over shopGot no time for dinner or teaBehind the counterEvery car I see is always picking on meThey take…
Light/Fireworks
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Lyrics Cold, cold, can’t controlCold, can’t controlLight up a cigarette, cos it might be your lastCold, cold, can’t controlCold, can’t controlLight up a cigarette, cos it might be your lastCold, cold, can’t controlCold, cold, can’t controlCold, can’t controlFireworks, darknessCascading with fireworksFireworks, can’t read itFireworks, can’t fathom itFireworksComing up to the dawn hereWhat are those burnt…
A Past Gone Mad
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Lyrics The Infotainment Scan Serial killers were always a bore in my bookAlong with Spangles and soccer booksRid us of old fogeys scuttling and swerving over the roadsComma, kids in pubsPassableWhy is Pete Gabriel always following us?PassableAnd before the grub comes a moralist Dissonance of infotainmentA past gone madAlive and well, he is on all…
League Moon Monkey Mix
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Lyrics You know when you end up in some sort of a cinema complex and the person next to you is someone you hate?Well well well well well well well well with me, I end up like that, all around and inside leftAll through the wallsIt suppuratesLook it up! I’m immobileIs your house for sale?…
The League of Bald-Headed Men
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Lyrics You know when you end up in some sort of a cinema complex and the person next to you is someone you hate?Well well well well well well well well with me, I end up like that, all around and inside leftAll through the wallsIt suppuratesLook it up! I’m immobileIs your house for sale?…
Service
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Lyrics Why do you have a cloud in your eye?Why do you have a cloud in your eye?Walked downstairs, got my hat and my corny brown leather jacketStreets were grey and clean for a change, must have been the rainThought transferenceAnd this man in digs with me would spit out two or three teeth a…
Paranoia Man In Cheap Sh*t Room
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Lyrics Paranoid man in mid- thirties At the height of paranoiaAt the zenith of his powersBy bed replica shooterZenith dissolvingBy his bed replica shooterParanoid man in his early thirties, at the zenith of his powersWhen girls pass, puts head down, in the streetHis neighbours now are listening to thisShakes in the chemist’s while buying his…
It’s a Curse
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Lyrics It’s a curseWell thy forsoothWho is that interesting hack over there?By Gad, verilyCracked curseDislikedDislikedBurdenedIt’s a curseAnd I’m not unguilty of using itYou, your tone isYou tone of everybodyTrying to bolt out ofTrying to get overOperation mind fuck I do not like your tone, it has ephemeral whinging aspectsIt’s a curseIt’s a curseI am not…
Ladybird (Green Grass)
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Lyrics And there’s a big concert going down in this townPeople cannot see society broken downI sat upon the green grass but it just brought me downAnd the wife said “get up” and it just brought me roundFly ladybird, get right outta townUse your transparent wingsLadybird fly, fly ladybird Green grass was purple black and…
I’m Going to Spain
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Lyrics Steve Bent XXXX The Fall I’ve sold my car, thrown in my job, I’m thirty-four years oldI think it’s time I saw the world, and not AustraliaI’ve sold my car, thrown in my job, I’m thirty-four years oldI think it’s time I saw the world cos I hate the cold and rain and grey…
Lost in Music
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Lyrics Sister Sledge We’re lost in musicCaught in a trapNo turnin’ backWe’re lost in musicWe’re lost in musicFeel so aliveI quit my nine-to-fiveWe’re lost in music[Verse 1]Have you ever seen some people lose everything?First to go is their mind (Huh)Responsibility to me is a tragedyI’ll get a job some other time, uh-huhI want to join…
The Re-Mixer
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Lyrics The Mixer The mixer is close to meHe turns his head and smiles at meAnd I am blessed he earns my salary The mixer In Español restaurants the people and staff they clapThe mixer sweatsIn comic type lettersThe voices are sayingClap, clap The mixer sweatsThe mixer sweatsThe mixer of Jamaican originBorn, raised in the…
Glam-Racket
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Lyrics Stop eating all that chocolate, eat salad instead In fact, you’re a halfwit from somewhere or otherWhy don’t you bog off back to Xanadu in IrelandGlam RickGlam Rick(Glam Rick)Don’t try to cheat me, I’m fragileYou hang around with camera crews in shell-suitsYou lecture on sweetsYou read Viz comicGlam Rick(Glam Rick)Glam Rick(Glam Rick)You are bequeathed…
Why Are People Grudgeful?
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Lyrics People Grudgeful (Joe Gibbs) People Funny Boy (Lee Perry) The Fall All over the world – deference, deferenceAll over Europa – deference, deferenceCome on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come onWhen you were down and outI always helped you outAnd when you go outYou just chat and…
Hassle Schmuck
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Lyrics Three months, three yearsThree months, three yearsMore lecturesYes it’s them againYou’ve heard Blob 59We’re gonna move on three yearsMusic centre irritantGet yer suits off, get yer jeans onI can see, I have dreamsI was by the fireplace at home The date was two O one OAll England was a university town, all you could…
C’n’C-Hassle Schmuck
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Lyrics Three months, three yearsThree months, three yearsMore lecturesYes it’s them againYou’ve heard Blob 59We’re gonna move on three yearsMusic centre irritantGet yer suits off, get yer jeans onI can see, I have dreamsI was by the fireplace at home The date was two O one OAll England was a university town, all you could…
Words of Expectation
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Lyrics These are the words of expectationThese are the words of success expectationFrom a pleasing mugFrom a pleasing pan Every now and then I would like to try something like thisIt is a modicum of my career I would like at the bottom of my [ ]These are the words of expectationThese are the words…
