Lyrics
Hex Enduction Hour
His heart organ was where it should be
His brain was in his arse
His hand was well out of his pocket
His psyche's in the hearth
Had a beard which was weird
Some time ago, heard Ramones in eighty-one
Has a Spanish guitar
Real ale, curry as well - sophisticate!
Spanish guitar doesn't get far in computer teaching job
His dream girl sings adverts for the Weetabix
A fancied wit that's imitation of Rumpole of Bailey
Whose causes and rags were phoenix like
They were dodo like
They were comfort-blanket type
Pho-do in fact
Photo impact
Pho-do in fact
Photo impact
He had a weak pisser
And one night at darts match
Sandwich crap
He showed he was a big fan of double-entendre
Saw "Not the Nine O'clock News", "History of the World, Part One"
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Twice each at least
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Mere pseud mag editor's father
Peel Session
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Commentary
(Also see lyrical variations from Hip Priest and Kamerads (live, St Gallen, 1983)
Footnotes
Sources / Links
- The Annotated Fall: “Mere Pseud Mag. Ed.” [Archived]
- Smith, Mark E. (2008). Renegade: The Lives and Tales of Mark E. Smith. London: Penguin.
- The Track Record: “Mere Pseud Mag Ed”
- Wolstencroft, Simon (2014). You Can Drum But You Can’t Hide. London: Strata Books.
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