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Albums (and Slates)
Live at the Witch Trials
Dragnet
Grotesque (After the Gramme)
Slates
Hex Enduction Hour
Room to Live
Perverted by Language
The Wonderful and Frightening World of…
This Nation’s Saving Grace
Bend Sinister
The Frenz Experiment
Bremen Nacht Run Out 7″
The Frenz Experiment – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
I am Kurious Oranj
I am Kurious Oranj – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Extricate
Extricate – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Shift-Work
Shift-Work – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
Code: Selfish
The Infotainment Scan
The Infotainment Scan – CD bonus tracks
Middle Class Revolt
Cerebral Caustic
The Light User Syndrome
Levitate
Limited Edition Bonus CD
The Marshall Suite
Limited Edition LP bonus track
The Unutterable
The Unutterable – CD2: Testa Rossa Monitor Mixes
Are You Are Missing Winner
AYAMW 2006 Sanctuary Reissue – bonus tracks
The Real New Fall LP
The Real New Fall LP (Narnack US edition)
Country on the Click (Original Version)
Fall Heads Roll
Reformation! Post TLC
Reformation! Post TLC – Slogan/Sanctuary UK edition
Reformation Post TLC – Narnack US edition
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 2
Reformation! Post TLC – expanded Digipak edition Disc 3: Early Rough Mixes 2006
Imperial Wax Solvent
Imperial Wax Solvent – Britannia Row Recordings
Your Future Our Clutter
Your Future Our Clutter – LP bonus tracks
Ersatz GB
Re-Mit
Sub-Lingual Tablet
New Facts Emerge
Singles and EPs
Bingo-Master’s Break-Out
It’s the New Thing
Rowche Rumble
Fiery Jack
How I Wrote ‘Elastic Man’
Totally Wired
Lie Dream of a Casino Soul
Look, Know
The Man Whose Head Expanded
Kicker Conspiracy / Wings
Marquis Cha-Cha
Oh! Brother
c.r.e.e.p.
Call for Escape Route
Couldn’t Get Ahead / Rollin’ Dany
Cruiser’s Creek
Living Too Late
Mr. Pharmacist
Hey! Luciani
There’s a Ghost in My House
The Peel Sessions EP
Hit the North
Victoria
Jerusalem/Big New Prinz
Cab It Up
Telephone Thing
Popcorn Double Feature
Popcorn Double Feature – Limited Edition
White Lightning
The Dredger EP
High Tension Line
Free Range
Ed’s Babe
Kimble
Why Are People Grudgeful?
Behind the Counter
Behind the Counter, part 1
Behind the Counter, part 2
15 Ways
The Chiselers
Masquerade
Masquerade CD One
Masquerade CD Two
Masquerade 10″
Touch Sensitive
F-‘oldin’ Money
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #1
F-‘oldin’ Money – CD #2
Rude (All the Time) 7″
The Fall vs. 2003
(We Wish You) A Protein Christmas
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2
Theme from Sparta F.C. #2 – Enhanced CD
2 Librans
Blind Man
Rude (All the Time) EP
I Can Hear the Grass Grow
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Slogan/Sanctuary 7″
I Can Hear the Grass Grow – Narnack US CD edition
Fall Sound
Reformation! The Single
Slippy Floor
Bury!
Laptop Dog
Night of the Humerons
Sir William Wray
The Remainderer
Wise Ol’ Man
Masquerade (2017 Record Store Day 7″)
O-Mit
Live/Studio Hybrid
Totale’s Turns (It’s Now or Never)
Seminal Live
Seminal Live – Cassette/CD bonus tracks
The Twenty-Seven Points
2G+2
Interim
Live Uurop VIII-XII Places in Sun And Winter, Son

Covers
Instrumentals
Peel Sessions
1978-May-30

Mark E. Smith – solo/spoken word
The Post Nearly Man
Pander! Panda! Panzer!
    Mark E. Smith – Collaborations and Guest Vocals
    Von Südenfed
      etc

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        Table of Contents

          Lyrics


          The first god has in his garden
          From the back looked like a household pet
          When it twirled round was revealed to be a three-legged black grey hog
          See what flows from his mushy pen
          Garden
          Garden
          That person is films on TV five years back at least
          He's the young generation dancing troupe
          Try'na perform country and western
          (Do a dance here)
          Never since birth not eaten in a day
          Never since courtship stayed up some nights
          He had a Kingdom Of Evil book under a German history book
          He was contrived like that
          See what flows from his slushy pen
          Garden
          Garden
          Small, small location on huge continent
          Sodomised by presumption
          Crooked traitor past revealed at last
          Godzone
          Godzone
          (Jacob's Ladder)
          Godzone
          Godzone
          ... can be erased

          This entails explosive charges left to me by a dead sailor from Bury being wired up under every windowsill in close proximity to my ears
          When phones ring and are inconvenient to the ears, I just press table lamp light button next to my bed and they blow up
          I got the idea from a book
          Yours sincerely
          Mr Reg Varney

          The same thing could have been taken for a spoilt slate with largesse resource
          His ferry stopped at the 'Pool port
          Wild Bill Hick shaves and charts at last
          The second god's sad - he's coming up - he's waiting number four with a [ ] less stylish porch
          We have the second god's influence
          Wild Bill Hick shaves and charts at last
          Shotgun shotgun
          Shotgun shotgun
          Shotgun shotgun
          The best firms advertise the least
          The second god lived by fountains that flowed
          By the blue shiny lit roads
          Had forgot what others still tried to grasp
          He knew the evil of the phone
          He knew the evil of the phone
          The bells stopped on Sunday when he rose
          The bells stopped on Sunday when he rose
          He's here, he's here at last
          I saw him, I swear
          He's on the second floor
          Up the brown baize lift shaft
          He's here, he's here at last
          I saw him, I swear
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          He's here, I saw him, I swear
          Up the brown baize lift shaft
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          Jew on a motorbike
          (Jew on a motorbike)

          Commentary

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          Footnotes

          Sources / Links

          • The Annotated Fall: “Garden” [Archived]
          • Ford, Simon (2003). Hip Priest: the story of Mark E Smith and The Fall. London: Quartet Books.
          • Mackay, Tommy (2018). 40 Odd Years of The Fall. Place of publication unknown: Greg Moodie.
          • Pringle, Steve (2022). You Must Get Them All: The Fall on Record. [paperback edition]. Pontefract: Route Publishing Ltd. [Online store]
          • Smith, Mark E. (1985). The Fall Lyrik & Texte Von Mark E. Smith. In Deutsch & Englisch. With Drawings by Brix. Berlin: The Lough Press. [AKA The Orange Book. Available online in The Internet Archive]
          • Smith, Mark E. (2008). vII. The Lough Press & AMarquisManipulationProductions. [AKA the Blue Lyrics Book]
          • Smith Start, Brix (2016). The Rise, The Fall, and The Rise. London: Faber & Faber. [Text available online in archive.org]
          • The Track Record: “Garden”
          • Wolstencroft, Simon (2014). You Can Drum But You Can’t Hide: a memoir. Trowbridge: Strata Books. (2nd edition published by Route Publishing, 2017).
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