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          Beatle Bones ‘n’ Smokin’ Stones

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          Lyrics


          Captain Beefheart and his Magic Band

          Beatle bones ‘n’ smokin’ Stones 
          The dry sands fall
          The strawberry mouth
          Strawberry moth
          Strawberry caterpillar
          Strawberry butterfly
          Strawberry Fields 1
          The winged eel slither on the heels of today’s children
          Strawberry Fields forever

          Yeah, roosters, ol’ glass roosters, stick to your race
          In a drag-queen, live-wood farmhouse
          Tractors are clawin’
          The folks are crawlin’
          Trees in a row climbing a coach and I blow rich
          Red, blue, yellow sunset
          Where I set and you set
          And I’ve loved and you’ve loved
          And I’ve seen and you’ve seen

          Salt Man has just made his mark - and crumbled
          The dark
          The light
          The dark
          The day
          Porcelain children see through white lights
          Soft-cracker bats
          Cheshire cats named
          The dark
          The light
          The dark
          The day

          Blue veins through gray-felt tomorrows
          Cellular sail-boat – ye ole feathered kind
          Blow it into a pond swayin’ in circles
          Red, blue, yellow sunset
          Where I’ve set and you’ve set
          And I’ve loved and you’ve loved
          What I saw and you saw

          Strawberry Fields forever

          The Fall

          Beatle bones and smokin' Stones 
          The rise and fall
          The strawberry mouth
          Strawberry cloth
          Strawberry catenkiller 2
          Strawberry butterfly
          Strawberry Fields

          The long eels slither down the lanes of today's children
          Strawberry Fields forever
          Ahhhhhhh

          And Junk Man has just made his mark and crumbled 3
          And I'm gonna call the money so the [ ]
          Sun is all
          And [ ]
          And he said, and I said, and I saw, and you know
          And I saw, and you saw, and I knew

          Porcelain children, see through white lights
          The black dark
          Red, blue, yellow sunset
          And I saw, and you saw, and I know, and I said
          And you knew, and I saw, and you loved
          Strawberry Fields forever

          Porcelain children, see right through white lights on the chairs
          And I said, and you said, and you loved, and I seen
          And you know, and I loved
          The straw [ ] long eel slithered down the throats of today's children
          Strawberry Fields forever

          Commentary

          < Post in progress >

          Gates of Strawberry Field, Liverpool
          Gates of Strawberry Field, Liverpool. Source: Wikipedia: Strawberry Field

          “Beatle Bones ‘n’ Smokin’ Stones” was originally recorded by Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band for the 1968 album Strictly Personal. It was credited solely to Don Van Vliet (i.e. Captain Beefheart). Beefheart’s collaborator Herb Bermann has claimed that he should have been credited for some of the tracks on Strictly Personal, but this is not one of the songs he has specified (see Bermann,2021).

          The song is a parody and surreal critique of The Beatles and The Rolling Stones.

          The Fall’s cover version was recorded on 30 June 1996 for their twentieth Peel Session, broadcast on 18 August 1996. The group for the session consisted of Karl Burns, Steve Hanley, Julia Nagle, Brix Smith, Mark E. Smith and Simon Wolstencroft.

          Footnotes

          1. Strawberry Fields Forever” was a 1967 single by The Beatles, a double-A side with “Penny Lane”. The reference is to Strawberry Field, a Salvation Army childrens’ home in Liverpool. ↩︎
          2. It sounds like “catenkiller” anyway. I don’t know what one of those is. MES laughs after intoning the word, either because he realises he has mispronounced “caterpillar”, or because of some deliberate private joke of his own. Maybe “caterpillar” just looked like “catenkiller” scribbled on the page he was reading the lyrics from. ↩︎
          3. Possibly a call-back to The Fall’s cover of The Groundhogs’ “Junk Man↩︎
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